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PrintableImago said: Fauxie said: Oh, a Taoist would not fixate himself on Vida Guerra's ass, instead like the 'peripheral mind' using his peripheral vision to sneak glances at her voluptuous posterior while meditating first on what happens to his fist when he opens his hand, and then what would happen to Vida Guerra's necessarily but regretably 'good karma regulated' face if he pimp slapped it with resultant palm. 
Vida Guerra's ass would indeed be a feng shui nightmare, but also a serious temple discipline issue. No-one in their rightmindfulness would allow that ass around a bunch of horny old monks. Think of the robe rage!  
I think this is one of the better P&R threads. Mach should be proud of me. Monk: "Seriously, I'd hit that all the way back to India and no-mind, think I wouldn't? For real, I'd meditate under that boddhi tree for 7 years, if ya know what I'm sayin'. Yeah, I see you there, hands all in your lap, I know you're feeling me, T'ung-Hyo-Ass. Holla at ya boy!" | |
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I've been avoiding this thread for days.....
but I have to say, Dan, that you can make anything interesting!  | |
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CarrieMpls said: I find her ass really distasteful.
I mean, really. Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. THE CARDINAL HAS SPOKEN!!! | |
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chiltonmusic said: CarrieMpls said: I find her ass really distasteful.
I mean, really. Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. I'm Asian so I think flat bony booties are perfect!  | |
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Imago said: chiltonmusic said: Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. I'm Asian so I think flat bony booties are perfect! well on MY planet we do not even HAVE booties and therefore regard all booties as repulsive  | |
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Imago said: chiltonmusic said: Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. I'm Asian so I think flat bony booties are perfect! DAMN!!! Ya'll are killing me today!! And no disrespect to you your family and your history of flat booties!!!  THE CARDINAL HAS SPOKEN!!! | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: I'm Asian so I think flat bony booties are perfect! well on MY planet we do not even HAVE booties and therefore regard all booties as repulsive I don't even have a response!!THE CARDINAL HAS SPOKEN!!! | |
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chiltonmusic said: XxAxX said: well on MY planet we do not even HAVE booties and therefore regard all booties as repulsive I don't even have a response!!I do appreciate you supporting my shitty thread though.  | |
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Vida's ass is Nirvana, plain and simple. Love | |
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I hope by now everyone is aware that it need not be Vida's ass that illustrates this profound truth.
I could have very well focused on Ann Coulter's vagina. 
I wanted to save her vagina for my diagnoses on Dante's inferno though. | |
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Vida's ass is great but the one I got is better.  | |
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I think the P&R-ness of this thread has faded into just ass/bum/butt- ness
off to GD enjoy  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Yes, Vida's ass is a parody of an ass. Mmmmmm.... yes....  | |
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What the hell? | |
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Mach said: I think the P&R-ness of this thread has faded into just ass/bum/butt- ness
off to GD enjoy This is a philosophical thread with profound dialogue. Now it's just going to get jacked being moved the GD forum  | |
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Imago said: Mach said: I think the P&R-ness of this thread has faded into just ass/bum/butt- ness
off to GD enjoy This is a philosophical thread with profound dialogue. Now it's just going to get jacked being moved the GD forum  | |
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chiltonmusic said: CarrieMpls said: I find her ass really distasteful.
I mean, really. Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. Both extremes (flat and bony and massive and bulbous) are equally unattractive to me. | |
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JustErin said: chiltonmusic said: Now that's interesting what exactly about her ass is distasteful? Maybe its a cultural thing. I am African American so I thinks her ass is near perfection. I mean its almost a work of art!!! Now what is distastefull is a flat or bony booty!! But there again its just a matter of taste I suppose. Both extremes (flat and bony and massive and bulbous) are equally unattractive to me. I could agree with that, but given a choice I'm leaning more to the curvy side than not. | |
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I think moving this to GD was INSULTING! | |
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It's a well known fact that male ass is far superior to its female equivalent: 
Don't act like you didn't know, Dan. 
Violator edit [Edited 10/13/07 17:46pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: It's a well known fact that one male ass is far superior to its female equivalents: Corrected that for ya... | |
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violator said: rushing07 said: It's a well known fact, to me since I pound it on the daily, that one male ass is far superior to its female equivalents: Corrected that for ya... | |
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Fauxie said: violator said: Corrected that for ya... Yes, Fauxie, it's true. There's no woman in the world whose ass can compare to mine... It's my only redeeming quality. | |
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Fauxie said: violator said: Corrected that for ya... 
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JustErin said: Fauxie said:
Did I fail to add that my ass is easily identifiable by the 'Property of Erin' tattoo across the right cheek...? | |
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violator said: JustErin said: Did I fail to add that my ass is easily identifiable by the 'Property of Erin' tattoo across the right cheek...? I'm not into pegging.  | |
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JustErin said: violator said: Did I fail to add that my ass is easily identifiable by the 'Property of Erin' tattoo across the right cheek...? I'm not into pegging. Me neither... what is it..? | |
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