Mach said:

Imago said:

Are you saying there were words under that picture? Seriously?

This broad makes me want to vomit

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

should not talk about P&R that way

Mach said:

Seriously, I want to chop that ridiculous siliconed bullshit off her backside

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

My friend, and I say this with all {ahem} sincerity, you are not qualified to perform operations on females' posteriors.

Leave that to professionals like me.

RodeoSchro said:

The power of Christ Compels you Schro!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

so is that her real bum or is that a fixed photo ?

Mach said:

It's physically there but I doubt it's real Are 2 motorcyclists missing helmets?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

WTF ? implanted butt cheeks ?

RodeoSchro said:

I have no clue what yall ramble on about in this forum anymore!

Imago said:

I just proved EternalDragon is in a box from which he can never leave, so I guess this forum is pretty much over with.

Mach said:

this type of cosmetic surgery is quite popular.

XxAxX said:

WTH

Stop the planet I want off

Mach said:

I used to see this transexual around who had an ass 3 times that size on a regualar sized body. No way was that shit natural

I got Bootay, not booty.
Just saying.

littlemissG said:

I'm an asstheist myself.

Mach said:

Fake breasts?? Why NOT ass?



It is not for me personally - I gotta love what the creator gave me..well I try to at least

shanti0608 said:

I'm going to give all of you the benefit of the doubt and asume that when you say "fake" breasts, you're using it as an metaphor for the illusion of permanence and the transcient nature of all supposed things even if they appear everlasting and real.

Imago said:

no i think it means as in plastic like these

her name translates as LIFE & WAR.

how you like those apples?

the ancient greek philosopher Heraclitus once said that War is the father of ALL and the king of all. It's all flux, and strife. opposites coincide.

He also said i think that you never poop from the same ass twice.

So i guess that is how i cosmically understand the dependent origination of Vida Guerra's Gluteus Maiximus.

HiinEnkelte said:

wow ..

A "Junk in the trunk" thread! Cool! I'm in!

HiinEnkelte said:

Thanks for postig a serious response boo


Hericlitus is actually to be considered Sidhartha Guatama's only western contemporary, living around the same time and having the same view on impermanence to some extent I believe.

And like the Buddha, he refuted the idea of any permanence to “things” in the Universe, other than his proclamation that all things are made from atoms and that those are indestructible. But I digress, both would have looked at Vida Guerra’s ass and viewed it not as something to behold as it currently is, but as a frame in a movie that is speeding towards the end. In other words, those plump, juicy lobes of her ass would eventually droop down so low that they sweep up after her when she walks.

However, unless I’m mistaken (And I could very well be as I know little of the Greek Philosopher), Hericlitus would have viewed the process of her ass drooping through time, as a linear set of occurrences. Meaning that Vida’s ass droops down to the floor because i was old. Or that because of time, the sun, and a bad diet, her ass is now a wrinkled old prune. Very much a statement of causation, in a linear fashion, like the drumbeat of time.

The Buddha would have stated that Vida’s ass drooped down so low because of conditions--an entire mesh of conditions, in which the space/time continuum was but one of the factors. Rather than a 1, 2, 3 linear timeline, he would have drawn a huge mesh of interconnected “conditions” and explained the slow decay and drooping of her ass in such a manner.

Why would the distinction even matter? Becuase the interconnected conditions, to the Buddha, is all that is going on. Her ass is made of blood, skin, atoms, bones, etc. etc. and all the conditions which arise to make it such a fine ass. But those conditions are in a flux, like Hericlitus would have agreed. But if you strip away the conditions, then there is no ass to behold. It’s as if the ass is but an illusion, and a desperate “object” that our minds grasp to in order to understand the process of what is taking place.

He would have stated, that there is much drooping, but no ass to be found.






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FUCK YOU ORG
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There are no 'things' with independent existence. No essence to something that can be pointed to in order to show 'that' is what 'it' is. There are only interdependent processes. Vida Guerra's ass is divine though, so may well transcend such things, as faith allows. There's no reason why when worship, faith, omnipotence, devotion and things of that ilk are put into the equation that Vida Guerra's ass couldn't be perceived by some as the the hand, or rather, cheeks, that shaped the very 'nature' of how life is, and thus stand, or rather squat, above its constructs. Her face has no case though. It's just a set of interdependent processes that when necessarily fixed into conventional human thinking is a 'thing', that pushed through the metaphorical fruit blender that is the concept of 'quality', produces a jankity beverage of assuredly very mortal conception.

Fauxie said:

How does a Toaist view her ass?

I mean, I know that Toaism, along with some cofusionism, and to a lesser extent Budhism, influenced Feng Shui, and her ass would be a Feng Shui nightmare.




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Imago said:

Oh, a Taoist would not fixate himself on Vida Guerra's ass, instead like the 'peripheral mind' using his peripheral vision to sneak glances at her voluptuous posterior while meditating first on what happens to his fist when he opens his hand, and then what would happen to Vida Guerra's necessarily but regretably 'good karma regulated' face if he pimp slapped it with resultant palm.

Vida Guerra's ass would indeed be a feng shui nightmare, but also a serious temple discipline issue. No-one in their rightmindfulness would allow that ass around a bunch of horny old monks. Think of the robe rage!

Fauxie said:

I think this is one of the better P&R threads. Mach should be proud of me.