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Ehuff's adventures with Prince Albert. Last Tuesday I was walking through the parking lot of Boarders book when I felt something hit my leg. OH SHIT!!! My PA had fallen out. Look down and there it is my horeshoe lying on the asphalt missing one of the beads that hold it in place. The parking lot is full of people and I wonder how many of the actully saw it fall out of my pant leg, causly bend over and pick it up like nothing manners and stuff it in my pocket. I decided to contuine on my shopping trip pick up Me'shell Nedegocello's The World Has Made Me the Man I am Today and the Mysts of Avalon. While walking back to my car I search the way I walked for the missing bead and didn't see it. Sadly I admitt defeat and at some point I have to plop down another $60 for a new piece of jewlery.
Flash foward to this morning, I'm at working starting up my computer and I notice something shiny just to the side of my keyboard. IT'S THE BEAD FROM MY PA!!!!! PRAISE THE GODDESS I DON"T HAVE TO BUY A NEW PA!!!! However it dons on me that our poor little cleaning lady Sylvia found it probaly got stuck in her vaccuum. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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Glad you found it. That shit would have been funny to see drop out of your pants though.
Personally, one hole in my dong is enough. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorMars23 said: Glad you found it. That shit would have been funny to see drop out of your pants though.
Personally, one hole in my dong is enough. i've had it for 4 years now, and i find it to be fun at times, and at times like this a bit of a pain. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: Mars23 said: Glad you found it. That shit would have been funny to see drop out of your pants though.
Personally, one hole in my dong is enough. i've had it for 4 years now, and i find it to be fun at times, and at times like this a bit of a pain.  It was never a pain before? | |
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Awesome story.
Could you orgnote me that pic you posted one time of it?  | |
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okay.  i'm confused by this thread that's not the end of the world. i can hang with the best of yas. i just never knew that they made royalty small enough to live inside someone's drawers | |
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Lothan said: Awesome story.
Could you orgnote me that pic you posted one time of it? the one Socks and Purple Underground have? You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: Lothan said: Awesome story.
Could you orgnote me that pic you posted one time of it? the one Socks and Purple Underground have? | |
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Lothan said: ehuffnsd said: the one Socks and Purple Underground have? yeah, i don't have ti online anymore so i'll send it when i get home. though it was when i had a 6guage. i have a 2 now. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
omg  did you get it out? | |
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ZombieKitten said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
omg did you get it out?Yes, I did. At least I could screw it back into my piercing. Trust me if I had swallowed it....um...well you know....I would not have done that. Ewwwww. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
Are we still talking about your tongue ring, or your date? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
You inhaled it? Damn, it could have ended up in your lung! | |
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ArielB said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
Are we still talking about your tongue ring, or your date?  yeah, the ring. The date was definately not over. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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retina said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hate when that happens.....well actually I had that happen to my tongue ring. The thing was that I didn't swallow it when it came loose. I inhaled it. There I was, on a date, trying to bend over upside down trying to hack this little ball out.....it wasn't pretty.
You inhaled it? Damn, it could have ended up in your lung! 
Totally. I was fighting with it trying to get it back up again. It was one of the weirdest moments I have had. The guy was like, "What's going on?" Soooo embarrasing. I didn't mention that all this happened when we were in his bedroom. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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| Glad there is a legitimate reason why part of it ended up on your desk 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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