In less than a half hour I have to go play darts.






How does one even play darts?



Does anyone here kiss as much ass as I do at work?
Does it suck your soul?

Have you witness blatant ass kissing at work, and has it benefited the person?



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[Edited 10/10/07 17:22pm]

The rules of the game is to throw the dart in the opponents back.


I kiss my boss ass alllll the time. I mean, when u have a guy that fine that tells u what to do, what other thing is there to do?

darts?!

i kiss a little ass at work, if you consider trying to streamline the way we handle projects so my boss will be impressed and i get more power over my coworkers ass kissing.

DanceWme said:

I feel the same way when Anxiety reprimands one of my posts.

I used to be good at darts. Until I played against my friend who's so tall he doesn't even need to throw the dart to get it on the board.

if playing darts is all you have to do to kiss ass, your job is pretty lame.

I don't kiss anyone's ass at my job...



Oh, but my husband's work is full of ass kissing. Lots and lots of it.

hokie1 said:

And darts are fun...I used to play all the time in college. I sucked. But, this could very well be due to the fact that I was always drunk while playing.

JerseyKRS said:

What are you going to do to earn your Christmas present this year, stud?



I'm flying out to Columbus but should be back in time for my birthday. Maybe you can deliver a gift to me. I LOOOOOVVVVEEEE ass kissing.

hokie1 said:

I was in the Air Force too. Much Much Much ass kissing around there



But you're gorgeous-You don't need to ass kiss with your looks. Hell, you don't even need to do a good job with your looks.

Imago said:

You're a sweetheart...

I'm a mom so my kids constantly kiss MY ass because they want candy.

hokie1 said:

Please, and I'm being sincere here, talk to my sister. Her kids think they're little kings.

They need some serious home training.

Imago said:

Well, the one thing I've learned is that raising kids boils down to two thing:

1. Lies

2. Bribes


My kids will do just about anything if I say they can eat junk food.

I do not kiss ass at ALL at work. I can't imagine it, frankly.

Omg. Darts.

I once met up with a guy I was seeing at his work after his shift (he was a bartender). Instead of taking off with me or even just chilling with me there he spent the next hour playing darts with his co-worker. I wanted to repeatedly jab those darts in his eyes.

JustErin said:

She hasn't called my cellphone yet. I'm hoping this is a good sign. It's getting late.

Imago said:

Hopefully she won't call. Darts are just....I dunno...

Hell to the yes.



She changed her mind. I'm off the hook!


Taking my ass to starbucks

Imago said:

You don't have a GiGi's.

CarrieMpls said:

I forgot I'm on a budget. Tonight would have been better if she went out with us. It would go on her corporate card.

Imago said:

Yes, but now you get to have starbucks and hang out on the org. Oh joy.

CarrieMpls said:

No, I mean, I'm not getting Starbucks cause then I'd have to pay for it.
Im trying to limit my spending to 5 bucks a day or less.

If she had still wanted to go out, she'd be putting it on the corporate card.

darts?..what the hell is that?

Imago said:

yes, well, starbucks is bad for you anyway.

CarrieMpls said:

GiGi's kick major ass.

I mean really.

I'm moving into your apartment complex next week so I can get coffee!!!
Are there any corner vacancees left?

Imago said:

Dan, you wouldn't last the month here. It's 48 degrees outside right now. It's COLD.

CarrieMpls said:

I can't picture that really. I mean just a few days ago, I was sweating my balls off. I had to rub them on your couch just to control the moisture on them.

Imago said:

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

CarrieMpls said:

Oh My God, I forgot to mention that your upstairs neighbor is gorgeous. Photos don't do him any justice.

I think he's going to learn to like me better than Muse.