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Thread started 10/04/07 1:25pm

mdiver

Incompetent people

God damn i am so pissed right now i gotta vent.

Yesterday some retard held me up by 4 hrs on an install because his manager and my dealer manager who is a waste of skin workshy fucktard didnt do what was asked of them a week before and NOW i am sitting waiting for a licence to be mailed to me by this idiotic robot of an internal sales manager who refuses to do anything other that what her manual tells her.....

I mean i spend 100k a month with her and she dicks me about and wastes my time because she cant get off her fat arse and enter some digits in to a partner website FFS mad mad mad mad
Worst of all neither of them ever say sorry.....well i can tell you both of them will be getting a bill for wasted engineer time and see how they like them beans!!!

She and he can kiss good bye to their appraisal reports and "perks".....bastids....


Anyone else wanna vent?

chair fishslap
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Reply #1 posted 10/04/07 1:59pm

EverSoulicious

no not really, But I liked yours clapping hug
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Reply #2 posted 10/04/07 2:00pm

shanti0608

No one is home from work yet...give it time babe- the complaints will start flying.

The only complaint I have is that my head is killing me. That is no ones fault really.
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Reply #3 posted 10/04/07 2:01pm

mdiver

EverSoulicious said:

no not really, But I liked yours clapping hug


boxed Sometimes i am such a bitch lol
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Reply #4 posted 10/04/07 2:02pm

jami0mckay

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mdiver said:

God damn i am so pissed right now i gotta vent.

Yesterday some retard held me up by 4 hrs on an install because his manager and my dealer manager who is a waste of skin workshy fucktard didnt do what was asked of them a week before and NOW i am sitting waiting for a licence to be mailed to me by this idiotic robot of an internal sales manager who refuses to do anything other that what her manual tells her.....

I mean i spend 100k a month with her and she dicks me about and wastes my time because she cant get off her fat arse and enter some digits in to a partner website FFS mad mad mad mad
Worst of all neither of them ever say sorry.....well i can tell you both of them will be getting a bill for wasted engineer time and see how they like them beans!!!

She and he can kiss good bye to their appraisal reports and "perks".....bastids....


Anyone else wanna vent?

chair fishslap


I like that, I'm gonna start using that one
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #5 posted 10/04/07 2:02pm

Lammastide

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Incompetent people I can deal with. Heck, they can learn.

It's those doggone incontinent people I can't stand to be around. shake
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #6 posted 10/04/07 2:05pm

EverSoulicious

mdiver said:

EverSoulicious said:

no not really, But I liked yours clapping hug


boxed Sometimes i am such a bitch lol

you are not a bitch lol I would be pissed too. That has happened to my husband a few times and I got to hear him pretty much say the same thing lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/04/07 2:07pm

PREDOMINANT

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Use the only power you have over them mate, drop them find new people to do buisness with.

This isn't the first time you complain about these incompetents
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #8 posted 10/04/07 2:10pm

mdiver

PREDOMINANT said:

Use the only power you have over them mate, drop them find new people to do buisness with.

This isn't the first time you complain about these incompetents


I wish i could mate but the manufacturer has decided to use 1 distributor for the UK market so i am sooooo screwed. I mean i am pretty tolerant but i just bawled out my UK dealer director because she is ultimately responsible.....then she was nice to me and i got all gooey when she asked about Val,,,,i am so soppy.

And then guess what? The Dopey cow at the distributor just mailed the licences to the WRONG email addy mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad


Find me a small bloke i need a fight lol
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Reply #9 posted 10/04/07 2:12pm

mdiver

jami0mckay said:

mdiver said:

God damn i am so pissed right now i gotta vent.

Yesterday some retard held me up by 4 hrs on an install because his manager and my dealer manager who is a waste of skin workshy fucktard didnt do what was asked of them a week before and NOW i am sitting waiting for a licence to be mailed to me by this idiotic robot of an internal sales manager who refuses to do anything other that what her manual tells her.....

I mean i spend 100k a month with her and she dicks me about and wastes my time because she cant get off her fat arse and enter some digits in to a partner website FFS mad mad mad mad
Worst of all neither of them ever say sorry.....well i can tell you both of them will be getting a bill for wasted engineer time and see how they like them beans!!!

She and he can kiss good bye to their appraisal reports and "perks".....bastids....


Anyone else wanna vent?

chair fishslap


I like that, I'm gonna start using that one


I got plenty where that came from bro woot!
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Reply #10 posted 10/04/07 2:14pm

sj1600

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mdiver said
waste of skin


spit

I hope you already know about the postal strike, 'cos if not that really finish off your day.
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Reply #11 posted 10/04/07 2:16pm

jami0mckay

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mdiver said:

jami0mckay said:



I like that, I'm gonna start using that one


I got plenty where that came from bro woot!


cool I'll call you the next time I've been on hold for 50 minutes phoning british gas mad
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #12 posted 10/04/07 2:17pm

mdiver

sj1600 said:

mdiver said
waste of skin


spit

I hope you already know about the postal strike, 'cos if not that really finish off your day.


eek when? I have a package due tomorrow b4 10.30 to finish this job because the same incompetent fucked up that too
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Reply #13 posted 10/04/07 2:18pm

mdiver

jami0mckay said:

mdiver said:



I got plenty where that came from bro woot!


cool I'll call you the next time I've been on hold for 50 minutes phoning british gas mad


nod Or just stop the nearest British Gas van and punch the driver wink
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Reply #14 posted 10/04/07 2:18pm

jami0mckay

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mdiver said:

sj1600 said:

mdiver said


spit

I hope you already know about the postal strike, 'cos if not that really finish off your day.


eek when? I have a package due tomorrow b4 10.30 to finish this job because the same incompetent fucked up that too


is it being delivered by courier?

the strike started this afternoon till saturday i think
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...027142.stm
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It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #15 posted 10/04/07 2:19pm

jami0mckay

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mdiver said:

jami0mckay said:



cool I'll call you the next time I've been on hold for 50 minutes phoning british gas mad


nod Or just stop the nearest British Gas van and punch the driver wink

falloff
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #16 posted 10/04/07 2:20pm

sj1600

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mdiver said:

sj1600 said:

mdiver said


spit

I hope you already know about the postal strike, 'cos if not that really finish off your day.


eek when? I have a package due tomorrow b4 10.30 to finish this job because the same incompetent fucked up that too


Oh shit...

Started today for the next five days - however, I don't suppose that it includes stuff sent by courier.


prays you sent it by courier
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Reply #17 posted 10/04/07 2:23pm

mdiver

sj1600 said:

mdiver said:



eek when? I have a package due tomorrow b4 10.30 to finish this job because the same incompetent fucked up that too


Oh shit...

Started today for the next five days - however, I don't suppose that it includes stuff sent by courier.


prays you sent it by courier


Fed Ex so i should be ok..... pray
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Reply #18 posted 10/04/07 2:25pm

sj1600

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mdiver said:

sj1600 said:



Oh shit...

Started today for the next five days - however, I don't suppose that it includes stuff sent by courier.


prays you sent it by courier


Fed Ex so i should be ok..... pray


Oh, that'll be fine.

Panic over.

yay!
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Reply #19 posted 10/04/07 2:27pm

PREDOMINANT

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jami0mckay said:

mdiver said:



nod Or just stop the nearest British Gas van and punch the driver wink

falloff


double falloff
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Reply #20 posted 10/04/07 2:42pm

mdiver

sj1600 said:

mdiver said:



Fed Ex so i should be ok..... pray


Oh, that'll be fine.

Panic over.

yay!


Better had be coz i am gonna kick off if it is late
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Reply #21 posted 10/04/07 2:44pm

JDInteractive

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That goalkeeper who plays for Spurs.
There's Joy In Expatriation.
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Reply #22 posted 10/04/07 2:59pm

One4All4Ever

mdiver said:

God damn i am so pissed right now i gotta vent.

Yesterday some retard held me up by 4 hrs on an install because his manager and my dealer manager who is a waste of skin workshy fucktard didnt do what was asked of them a week before and NOW i am sitting waiting for a licence to be mailed to me by this idiotic robot of an internal sales manager who refuses to do anything other that what her manual tells her.....

I mean i spend 100k a month with her and she dicks me about and wastes my time because she cant get off her fat arse and enter some digits in to a partner website FFS mad mad mad mad
Worst of all neither of them ever say sorry.....well i can tell you both of them will be getting a bill for wasted engineer time and see how they like them beans!!!

She and he can kiss good bye to their appraisal reports and "perks".....bastids....


Anyone else wanna vent?

chair fishslap



1. The license issue
me: I can't upgrade from v2 to v3 with the same license key, it won't allow it. You gotta sell the customer a new license.
sales: but can't you try ? The distributor says it should work.
me: I tried, it won't work.
sales: try it again, cuz they say so ?
me: no ! I won't, I called the manufacturer and they said otherwise.
sales: please try it one more time ... because I said to the customer it was a free upgrade.
pissed

1. Technical incompetence
me: well hello sir, we're going to set up a site-2-site VPN tunnel together.
he: a what ?
me: well it all isn't that difficult we got to setup the gateways ...
he: the what ?
me: uh ... I'll send you a document for you to fill in, call me when you have any questions [that's where I give my mobile number doh!]
he: ok
days pass ... I call back
me: yes sir, I'm calling regarding the site-2-site VPN ...
he: the what ?
me: well, the document I sent you, have you gone through it ?
he: oh, no, I didn't understand what it said
me: ok ... can you put me through to your network engineer ?
he: that's me mr.green

FA THEM ALL ... MAY THEY BURN IN HELL ... IF THEY EVER SEE THE DAWN ... I'LL BE THERE TO chair THEM ALL !!!!
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Reply #23 posted 10/04/07 3:08pm

shanti0608

JDInteractive said:

That goalkeeper who plays for Spurs.



falloff
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Reply #24 posted 10/04/07 3:17pm

mdiver

JDInteractive said:

That goalkeeper who plays for Spurs.


Lately mate i gotta agree with you.....
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Reply #25 posted 10/04/07 3:20pm

mdiver

One4All4Ever said:

mdiver said:

God damn i am so pissed right now i gotta vent.

Yesterday some retard held me up by 4 hrs on an install because his manager and my dealer manager who is a waste of skin workshy fucktard didnt do what was asked of them a week before and NOW i am sitting waiting for a licence to be mailed to me by this idiotic robot of an internal sales manager who refuses to do anything other that what her manual tells her.....

I mean i spend 100k a month with her and she dicks me about and wastes my time because she cant get off her fat arse and enter some digits in to a partner website FFS mad mad mad mad
Worst of all neither of them ever say sorry.....well i can tell you both of them will be getting a bill for wasted engineer time and see how they like them beans!!!

She and he can kiss good bye to their appraisal reports and "perks".....bastids....


Anyone else wanna vent?

chair fishslap



1. The license issue
me: I can't upgrade from v2 to v3 with the same license key, it won't allow it. You gotta sell the customer a new license.
sales: but can't you try ? The distributor says it should work.
me: I tried, it won't work.
sales: try it again, cuz they say so ?
me: no ! I won't, I called the manufacturer and they said otherwise.
sales: please try it one more time ... because I said to the customer it was a free upgrade.
pissed

1. Technical incompetence
me: well hello sir, we're going to set up a site-2-site VPN tunnel together.
he: a what ?
me: well it all isn't that difficult we got to setup the gateways ...
he: the what ?
me: uh ... I'll send you a document for you to fill in, call me when you have any questions [that's where I give my mobile number doh!]
he: ok
days pass ... I call back
me: yes sir, I'm calling regarding the site-2-site VPN ...
he: the what ?
me: well, the document I sent you, have you gone through it ?
he: oh, no, I didn't understand what it said
me: ok ... can you put me through to your network engineer ?
he: that's me mr.green

FA THEM ALL ... MAY THEY BURN IN HELL ... IF THEY EVER SEE THE DAWN ... I'LL BE THERE TO chair THEM ALL !!!!


Oh God that is so familiar.....i cant stand it when you get this call....



Ring ring

Me: Hello
Bellend on the other end: My network doesn't work.
Me: Can you be more specific?
Bellend on the other end: Well nothing works...can you fix it?


FUCK YOU AND THE LAME ASS HORSE YOU RODE IN ON MOTHERFUCKER.....

Give me the info and i can make anything work but with that info you got nothing brother lol
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Reply #26 posted 10/04/07 3:21pm

JDInteractive

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shanti0608 said:

JDInteractive said:

That goalkeeper who plays for Spurs.



falloff


highfive
There's Joy In Expatriation.
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Reply #27 posted 10/04/07 3:52pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

You need to get on your bike and roll over them.

...I'm only sayin'.....
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #28 posted 10/04/07 4:16pm

mdiver

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

You need to get on your bike and roll over them.

...I'm only sayin'.....


lol flat out and pinned
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Reply #29 posted 10/04/07 4:37pm

One4All4Ever

mdiver said:

One4All4Ever said:




1. The license issue
me: I can't upgrade from v2 to v3 with the same license key, it won't allow it. You gotta sell the customer a new license.
sales: but can't you try ? The distributor says it should work.
me: I tried, it won't work.
sales: try it again, cuz they say so ?
me: no ! I won't, I called the manufacturer and they said otherwise.
sales: please try it one more time ... because I said to the customer it was a free upgrade.
pissed

1. Technical incompetence
me: well hello sir, we're going to set up a site-2-site VPN tunnel together.
he: a what ?
me: well it all isn't that difficult we got to setup the gateways ...
he: the what ?
me: uh ... I'll send you a document for you to fill in, call me when you have any questions [that's where I give my mobile number doh!]
he: ok
days pass ... I call back
me: yes sir, I'm calling regarding the site-2-site VPN ...
he: the what ?
me: well, the document I sent you, have you gone through it ?
he: oh, no, I didn't understand what it said
me: ok ... can you put me through to your network engineer ?
he: that's me mr.green

FA THEM ALL ... MAY THEY BURN IN HELL ... IF THEY EVER SEE THE DAWN ... I'LL BE THERE TO chair THEM ALL !!!!


Oh God that is so familiar.....i cant stand it when you get this call....



Ring ring

Me: Hello
Bellend on the other end: My network doesn't work.
Me: Can you be more specific?
Bellend on the other end: Well nothing works...can you fix it?


FUCK YOU AND THE LAME ASS HORSE YOU RODE IN ON MOTHERFUCKER.....

Give me the info and i can make anything work but with that info you got nothing brother lol


Like there is only 10 kinds of people ... those that understand binary and those that don't wink

any developers that don't code all their applications to run with admin rights ? What do you want me to do dude ... as if I'm gonna allow an exception in my policy for your shiny white ass ??? think not, bye ...

How many NT4 servers do you still encounter that only exists because nobody dares to touch the homebrew, never documented, what-does-it-do-again-that's-so-important app ? falloff
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