Listening to a radio show and the topic was about chicks who scheme their way into getting pregnant by lying about their being on birth control, poking holes in the condom etc... One guy called in to tell the guys to make sure they never throw the condom away and flush it afterward and to not trust their girfriend to flush because after he and his gf were done, he threw the condom in the trash and a few minutes later his gf had to use the restroom and he was going to grab something he left in there and opened the door to catch her stuffing the condom inside her in order to get pregnant.

The host said the better thing to do is to throw the condom in the trash but fill it with tobasco first Oh how I would love to hear the shrieking of a manipulative witch who's twat is on fire because she's doin some wrong shit

I like to spray Mace into my condoms BEFORE I used them.

HobbesLeCute said:

Hobbes, you're so romantic

When the guy forgets to bring a condom and tells the girl "aw c'mon let's do it, my penis hurts!" - Tell him "good, go see a doctor"

luv4u said:

OMG He's tryin to get a schween massage

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This thread is useless without pics.

HobbesLeCute said:

Marry me?

Women have too much power over us men. The only way to be sure is to teach all the to swim in the wrong direction. I have a batch at bootcamp as I write, current directional motivation lecture on how to ignore the pursuasive taunts of the egg.

PREDOMINANT said:

Better yet, give the batch to someone who has no eggs