Do you like the effects of Alcohol?

Last night an old woman who was worse for wear yelled "GAY!" at me.

I, also being worse for wear yelled

"Fuck off you dried-up loose cunt, you're good for nothing.@

Then felt bad.

But I still love drinking.

Yes I love drinking

you were friendly.

I do daft things. Sometimes good but often totally regretable. A few Orgers have tales to tell of my escapades I expect.

benyamin said:

you've just won the caption competition

JDInteractive said:

Must...

hold...

it...

in!

susannah said:

Thanks for letting me sleep over.

jami0mckay said:

JDInteractive said:

I just thought the whole of the org should know about your wonderous ability to talk, and walk, jive.

One4All4Ever said:

don't worry the prize was a copy of the gangster glam video

susannah said:

Oh dear! I kind of remember that but then I don't at all.

jami0mckay said:

hell yeah, the olympic thought I guess ?

Life would be very dull without ethanol. I don't mean that in a desperate alcoholic way. But in todays horrid stressful times, there is nothing better than a glass of wine or a G&T to take the edge off and welcome on the giggles.

My days of getting paraletic every couple of days are long gone, but evenings in, dinner with friends, or alone in front of a good film or the footie.

Alcohol very much has a thoroughly deserved place in my life.

JDInteractive said:

Don't you remember? There was Brazilian jive walking and Cambodian jive walking and other jive walks from all over the world!

Nicole will remember!

PREDOMINANT said:

here here!

One4All4Ever said:

ok then you win a special prize

susannah said:

I don't rememeber at all! What was I doing?!

JDInteractive said:

Well it was after we left Edwards, and we were still laughing about jive talking, then you starting walking with a big silly swagger like John Travolta, and I was like "oh look is that jive walking now?!" And someone must have mentioned the ministry of silly walks, because then you were showing us the jive walks from around the world, there was cambodian, and then brazilian, which was just the same but with a wiggle!

This only went on for about 5 minutes, but it was good! Alcohol rocks!!

susannah said:

Awesome except that I don't remember it very well.

JDInteractive said:

Wel rest assured it was bloody funny

I very much like to drink.

I very much do not like being shocked back into reality the day after when I have a 2 year old to care for.

benyamin said:

Nope

I have many a time in my younger days woken up in a non-descript bush/tree/hedgerow due to a high percentage of my body being made up of Spar Extra Lager

I have never had a drug that I regretted taking, but none that I enjoyed so much as alcohol. Just beer and wine these days as I realized I was beyond my limit when drinking anything harder. Really dry red wine and very heavy beer

Ah, to quote Homer Simpson.....
"Alcohol, the cause of - and solution to all of life's problems."

I'm a drinker.
Which for the layman, is a professional term.
Which is different from being a drunk. That's an amateur.
Or from being an alcoholic. That's an addict.

My preferred drink of choice is Maker's Mark.
I love bourbon. Which for the layman, is whisky that's only made in Kentucky.
There are a host of bourbon's that i'll drink instead of Makers. Knob Creek, Bulleit, Hancock's Reserve, Blanton's, Woodford Reserve, etc.

I hate places with cheap liquor in stock. In other words, you ask for a bourbon and your choices are either Jim Beam (the worst bourbon in the history of bourbon) OR (which drives me crazy) Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels isn't bourbon.

Another pet peeve of mine, is bars or concerts that want you to drink out of plastic cups. What am i, 12? i can't drink bourbon out of a plastic cup. i mean i can, but i don't like it.

i also enjoy tequila and gin. i like martinis, but only if the bartender knows what he/she is doing. which is why i drink bourbon. most bartenders screw up martinis, so it's a little hard to screw up whisky in a glass.

i like wine, but only reds. whites give me a headache.

i don't drink beer. not because i don't like it. primarily i gave it up as part of a diet. now i don't drink it because i get full before i get a buzz, and that's annoying.

yes, my name is Ben. and i am a drinker.

ButterscotchPimp said:

HI BEN!!!

I am a cognac drinker...Henessey mostly, but Courvoisier will do as well...
I love scotch....Chivas Regal, Pinch or Johnny Walker Black, Blue, or Gold
Tequila is a welcome respite...Cabo Wabo, Cuervo, or Patron (unless I can get my hands on authentic Mexican.....WOW!!!)
Love off the beaten path brews....fucka Bud!!!
Wine of any grape or color.....

reneGade20 said:

Hello, Renegade!!!! Fellow drinker!!!

reneGade20 said:

Investigate Hines cognac.....OMG knocks spots off Henessy IMHO...raped a bottle saturday night

mdiver said:

Hines, eh? I will do that....gotta find a good package liquor store when I get back to la casa....

wassup bro?

ButterscotchPimp said:

a toast to you my friend!