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Submit to the Gillman! Women of the Org! I have come to claim you all! I will take you back to my lair in the Black Lagoon, where we will mate and spawn a new race of Gill people! Resistance is futile!
Don't let it scare you though. Being a part of my concubine is a good thing! Here are just a few good points to being a love slave to a 1000 year old fish man: 1. You'll be mother to a brand new race! 2. Gill-Men are hung like horses! 3. I'm terrific at eating beavers! (They're a main part of my diet!) 4. I don't care if it smells like fish! 5. I have rockin' Halloween parties! 6. I have celeb friends like Dracula, the Wolfman, The Mummy and Rob zombie! 7. You'll have a pool to swim in...year 'round! 8. If the kids get on your nerves, you can just eat them! We can always make more! 9. You'll be doing your part to help save the Amazon rainforest, everytime you help me kill alogger who invades my turf! 10. All the seafood you want, all the time! [This message was edited Thu Oct 10 10:36:02 PDT 2002 by TheGillman] | |
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TheGillman said: Women of the Org! I have come to claim you all! I will take you back to my lair in the Black Lagoon, where we will mate and spawn a new race of Gill people! Resistance is futile!
Don't let it scare you though. Being a part of my concubine is a good thing! Here are just a few good points to being a love slave to a 1000 year old fish man: 1. You'll be mother to a brand new race! 2. Gill-Men are hung like horses! 3. I'm terrific at eating beavers! (They're a main part of my diet!) 4. I don't care if it smells like fish! 5. I have rockin' Halloween parties! 6. I have celeb friends like Dracula, the Wolfman, The Mummy and Rob zombie! 7. You'll have a pool to swim in...year 'round! 8. If the kids get on your nerves, you can just eat them! We can always make more! 9. You'll be doing your part to help save the Amazon rainforest, everytime you help me kill alogger who invades my turf! 10. All the seafood you want, all the time! [This message was edited Thu Oct 10 10:36:02 PDT 2002 by TheGillman] Do you do gay? | |
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Haystack said: do you do gay?
Sorry, I'm a straight fish-man! However, if you wanna come swim at the Lagoon, or drink a few beers with me, then you're welcome! | |
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Okay ladies, who will be the first to dive into my Lagoon? I just might make you queen of the harem! | |
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