Has anyone tried this? I got a spam email a few weeks back cliaming I can lose 20 LBS from my colon alone . Not sure I want 20 LBS coming out my butt! But I saw this and the following customer recommendation and thought I needed to share. A bit of Eww...but Totally hilarious!


By Prometheus (Cambridge, MA) - See all my reviews
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Last week I took a full dose of the Total Body Rapid Cleanse. I had been partying hard for about a month and decided I needed to clean up my act. (You know how it goes some months, what with hanging with the guys and staying up all night drinking and then limping into work the next day--- it can leave a guy feeling sorta sideways.) Anyway, what ultimately happened was that I spent three hours cleaning up my bathroom and trying to calm down my dog.

Let me explain---I have never done one of these cleanses before and I thought I would just shoot an extra poop or two and be done with it. I followed the directions and took the stuff just as I was supposed to. Then about 9:00 at night just before Survivor was starting on TV, I started feeling like I had to go 2, so I figure, heck, I can just drop a klunker during the commercials and be back before Jessica gets all up in Rocky's face and one of them gets voted off the island.

So I'm setting there on the can watching the clock and tapping my foot, thinking, darn it, I'm gonna miss the part where they catch you up on what happened last week when my stomach starts roiling and gurgling and I thought I was going to drop an oversized log---but as I sat there, preparing to pinch a humongous loaf, I heard the sound of rolling thunder coming from my rectum and I swear, I crapped out something that looked like my dachshund Tobie. Thank my lucky stars, he was outside the bathroom door barking furiously and didn't get chance to see it or who knows what might have happened. I sat there for a few minutes riding out the storm and swaying like a drunken sailor, until everything seemed to calm down.

Thinking there couldn't possibly be anything else left in my bowels, I stood up to flush when, much to my surprise, I squirted out another gigantic turd. I mean it was a monster, (with the consistency of Cream of Wheat) and exploded from my buttocks with such a force that it propelled me forward and I hit my head on the edge of the sink and went down like a sack of nickels. I regained consciousness lying on the tile surrounded by a pool of stool about size of the Quabbin Reservoir. Lurching to my feet I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. It looked like I had just gone ten rounds in a mud wrestling match. You can imagine the smell!

The damage control took me about three hours with a mop and a can of Lysol to put things right. Needless to say, I missed Survivor--- but soaking in a nice hot tub after the cleanup, I reflected on my experience and came to the conclusion that despite all the tribulations, it was the best damn dumper I had ever taken and I feel about ten pounds lighter. I would HIGHLY recommend this product and next time I intend to bring along a six pack make a Saturday night of it. Five Stars!!!

the brand is excellent.
although i havent used this particular product made by them, a friend of mine has. And she swears it worked.
She looks great.

I wouldn't use a product like this unless it was given to me by a Dr. You could completely fuck up your bowels with this. Think people.

What I find hilarious is that a DVD comes with the stuff!!!!!

i didnt even read this shit. Im BAWLINN!

superspaceboy said:

superspaceboy said:

I have not laughed so hard in so long. You have me crying here at work. Thanks for the smile today. I do hope that you are ok.

Bubbles917 said:

Yes...I'm at work and i really had to stop reading because i was laughing so hard.... this some funny shit

banks said:

No pun intended, I'm sure...

Glad everyone enjoyed this as much as I did. I haven't laughed like that in a while. Same guy did a "review" of nicorette gum (which he gets addicted to) which while not as funny as this was a decent read.

"exploded from my buttocks with such a force that it propelled me forward and I hit my head on the edge of the sink and went down like a sack of nickels."

that's quite an endorsement!

OMG

I was already laughing at the story and then I read further down and was like: it comes with a DVD????? I tried not to laugh but really. I can't avoid it. At all.

Best review I have ever read for a product of this type
[Edited 10/4/07 15:02pm]

:::likes a good shit story, even if it's fake:::

.....dies

I thought I had a good time plopping when I finish a cup of coffee or ice cream, but this sounds like a damn good time. I think I could get the same effect from a tablespoon of pesto, should I try this first? :gross:

Omg I'm dying here!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

that's the first thing my eyes went to. i don't even want to know what would be on such a video.

that sounds absolutely horrific. why would anyone want that?

Ok so, um for very specific reasons this is way not what i want to hear!