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Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

"Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life."

"I've said goodbye to my boyhood, now I'm looking forward to my adultery."

"I always know when its time to get up when I hear my mother sharpening the toast."

"A major disease associated with smoking is premature death."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."

"Before giving a blood transfusion find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

question on a philosophy exam. the answer got high marks:
Q: What is courage?
A: This is.

another philosophy exam:
Q: "Is this a question?"
A: "Yes, as long as this is an answer"

Q: wat instrument is used to measure earthquakes
A: violin

Q: write an essay on global warming.
A: Make me

Q. Name the constellation that appears on the New Zealand flag.
A. Sudden Cross

is that kid's name Jathen?

These are awesome.

This type of shit is definetly a perk of my job.