Have some. Let's share.

always be mindful to shave that little area right under the nostrils, or else people may accuse you of having what is called "the closet hitler" moustache.

trim your pubes in the shape of your home state. i rock my MARYLAND design once a month (besides, when they come in close to find Annapolis on your map...you've got them!)

i am not a man but i'd just like to say i think this thread is shaping up to be major scary

WASH YO ASS!

nose hair...always be mindful of the nose hair...

exercise

Women don't want lardasses walking around their houses!

Fury said:

I am from Maryland

shanti0608 said:

you abandoned us...:

do not completely remove your facial hair. beneath the chin area included.

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roodboi said:

Personally I will always love the north

but now I must say English men are the best

freshly groomed...facial hair around the chin

shanti0608 said:

oooh yes. californian guys are so boring in comparison.

01. Drink water with meals. Not tea, coffee, wine or beer (unless you're dining out);
02. Take a multi-vitamin tablet with minerals every day;
03. Moisturise with something that contains Vitamin E and a little sunscreen;
04. If your hair is thinning, get a buzz-cut;
05. Don't mess with spots before you're due to leave the house. Cover them up with concealer and deal with them later;
06. Talcum powder is messy, so put your underwear on first and then have a good shake of powder at the front and back;
07. Carry lip-salve with you at all times but don't apply just before walking into a room as it'll look like lip gloss;
08. Clean your shoes!!! There's no excuse for battered stinky running shoes at the end of your feet. If you've tried cleaning your shoes and still can't get rid of the pong inside, you need this handy tip...

Fill a squirty bottle with anti-septic disenfectant or surgical spirit;
Squirt inside the shoes liberally;
As soon as you've squirted, put the shoes inside a plastic shopping bag and place in your freezer overnight;
Take out of the freezer and defrost at room temperature thirty minutes before wearing again

09. Don't trim nasal hair, it just comes back twice as fast. Learn to pluck and bear it;
10. If you're a little overweight, don't think that buying a bigger shirt will make you look better... Buy something which will pull you in a little and leave the top buttons undone. If you walk around with something that looks like a kaftan tucked into your pants, it looks as if you have something to hide.

evenstar said:

Seeing the response that Ben just gave you on your thread I can see why the californian guys bore you...




My English man is being a major computer geek tonight...he is still adorable though.

shanti0608 said:

yeeeeah. they're tame and stuff.

geekiness is kinda cute, isn't it?

evenstar said:

yes real tame.....
I went to my first Soccer (football) game last night. They sure are not English gentlemen when they are watching the game.

shanti0608 said:

don't they do crazy shit like riot over football games there?

evenstar said:

Yes I have heard that they can get a bit crazy. Last night they were pretty tame. They really turned the game around luckily so I did not have to go home with an angry Mdiver. It was the journey there and back that made me want to start a riot.
Luckily the game only lasts 90 mins...

I lost count of the times that I heard the C word last night though...

shanti0608 said:

Yeah i think the south stand were pretty stunned that you even knew words like that let alone shout them at the ref!

shanti0608 said:

i love saying that over here. people get so shocked

mdiver said:

Oh please...I was busy checking out Robbie Keane's ass!

shanti0608 said:

slut

mdiver said:

Though I was chanting "You were up 4 to 1 and you fucked it up" in my sleep.
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shanti0608 said:

I love you

mdiver said:

Love you too geek....

bboy87 said:

Hairy asses are hard to wash.

lilgish said:

ewwwww!!!!!1

...be aesthetically pleasing..
...smell of roses..or some kind of flower.
make sure to carry a rose in your chest pocket.

When you brush your teeth, brush EVERY surface inside your mouth -- teeth, cheek interiors, top and bottom of tongue and the roof of your mouth. Also, remember to floss regularly and use a tongue scraper.

If you groom your brows, go for neat and natural looking. Unless you're a drag queen, NO man should look like this: