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Thread started 09/27/07 6:42am

DontTazeMeBro

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Would you never masturbate again for $1 Million??????

If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...

.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

(this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.)
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Reply #1 posted 09/27/07 6:49am

ZombieKitten

would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes nod
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Reply #2 posted 09/27/07 6:51am

DontTazeMeBro

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ZombieKitten said:

would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes nod


That's not masturbation. So no.

Please, no cheating.
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Reply #3 posted 09/27/07 6:53am

ZombieKitten

DontTazeMeBro said:

ZombieKitten said:

would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes nod


That's not masturbation. So no.

Please, no cheating.


confuse

what I mean, is then I could go without DIY, if it was OK for someone else to push my button as required mr.green

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Reply #4 posted 09/27/07 7:00am

evenstar

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Reply #5 posted 09/27/07 7:01am

evenstar

hell no. lol
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Reply #6 posted 09/27/07 7:05am

Christopher

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DontTazeMeBro said:

If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...

.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

(this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.)


1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way smile
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Reply #7 posted 09/27/07 7:14am

evenstar

Christopher said:

DontTazeMeBro said:

If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...

.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

(this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.)


1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way smile


exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. lol
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Reply #8 posted 09/27/07 7:17am

lazycrockett

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you have to keep the prostate clean. one should clean house, sort to speak, daily.

cool
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Reply #9 posted 09/27/07 7:18am

Christopher

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evenstar said:

Christopher said:



1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way smile


exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. lol

yeh!

and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so yay! yay!
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Reply #10 posted 09/27/07 7:21am

evenstar

Christopher said:

evenstar said:



exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. lol

yeh!

and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so yay! yay!


highfive

though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying lurking
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Reply #11 posted 09/27/07 7:47am

Christopher

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evenstar said:

Christopher said:


yeh!

and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so yay! yay!


highfive

though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying lurking

but wait what if it was like carrottop? batting eyes

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Reply #12 posted 09/27/07 7:53am

evenstar

Christopher said:

evenstar said:



highfive

though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying lurking

but wait what if it was like carrottop? batting eyes




oh em gee!!

boff
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Reply #13 posted 09/27/07 7:56am

Volitan

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I don't think I have the fortitude to handle that.....
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Reply #14 posted 09/27/07 8:00am

Christopher

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evenstar said:

Christopher said:


but wait what if it was like carrottop? batting eyes




oh em gee!!

boff

lol

id totally put him number one on the top 8 nod

he looks like my old drama teacher in high school...all hes missing is the leg warmer multicolor-socks and gold flat shoes smile
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Reply #15 posted 09/27/07 10:47am

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lazycrockett said:

you have to keep the prostate clean. one should clean house, sort to speak, daily.

cool

confuse
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Reply #16 posted 09/27/07 10:51am

PANDURITO

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Oh, well
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Reply #17 posted 09/27/07 11:36am

Mach

Nope peace!
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Reply #18 posted 09/27/07 4:24pm

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DontTazeMeBro said:

If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...

.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

(this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.)


$1 million is not enough to turn down a lifetime of self-inflicted orgasms.
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Reply #19 posted 09/27/07 4:31pm

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CortestheKiller said:

DontTazeMeBro said:

If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...

.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

(this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.)


$1 million is not enough to turn down a lifetime of self-inflicted orgasms.

Amen.
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Reply #20 posted 09/27/07 4:32pm

littlemissG

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With a million dollars I can get a frisky boy toy and wouldn't need to masturbate.
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Reply #21 posted 09/27/07 5:06pm

veronikka

evenstar said:

Christopher said:



1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way smile


exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. lol



10 billion sounds a lot better lol
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Reply #22 posted 09/27/07 5:18pm

jess555ja

Hell no lurking
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Reply #23 posted 09/27/07 5:31pm

NDRU

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I'd definitely consider it, and if I shared the money with my girlfriend she'd probably be willing to help me to meet my needs.

But I'd definitely regret the decision!
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Reply #24 posted 09/27/07 8:03pm

FuNkeNsteiN

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jess555ja said:

Hell no lurking

highfive
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Reply #25 posted 09/27/07 8:19pm

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FuNkeNsteiN said:

jess555ja said:

Hell no lurking

highfive
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Reply #26 posted 09/27/07 9:28pm

Illustrator

Before or after taxes?
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Reply #27 posted 09/28/07 4:33am

sonic

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HELL....YEAH!!!!! razz
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Reply #28 posted 09/28/07 5:39am

HereToRockYour
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Yeah. Sure. I'm a girl. I can get laid whenever I want. And if that changes when I get old, I can pay people to get me off, so. . . lol
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Reply #29 posted 09/28/07 6:11am

HobbesLeCute

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Yeah, it burns when I blow one off anyway.
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