I use to live off mickey d's, when i was a teen with a job.
Big Mac's, QP's w/cheese, Fries, etc.etc.etc..

Then I became health conscience, eating more complex carbs, whole grains, omega3 oils, excercise, less alcohol and refined foods, etc. etc..

This is something to ponder the next time you pull into a mickey d's and order, esp the fries.

Click the not so happy meal below.

I just know that their new iced coffee is nasty as hell. I go there when I'm broke and get stuff from the dollar menu. Sometimes for Happy Meal toys , but only if it's a keepsake type of toy. Still.....

AnckSuNamun said:

I avoid mikey d's like the plague.

StarMon said:

ah there is a reason why they don't deteriorate like the burgers

they are untouched by human hands! hands which are covered in fecal residue, fungal spores, bacteria, you name it

I'd choose the fries, they are sterile

I like Burger King more.


But that damn dollar menu.....that's true heaven

ZombieKitten said:

Ah, good point

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I had maccas tonight in fact. Tried out a new burger called The Backyard Burger way too much tomato sauce

ZombieKitten said:

Did you take that one? It's awesome!

retina said:

my friend Barb took it - she is VERY awesome

ZombieKitten said:

ohhh describe

ZombieKitten said:

That's probably because the veins in the...ah, forget it.

Christopher said:

you wouldn't believe it, but the cheese was NOT orange it was white! AND it had lettuce mix instead of plain lettuce, and the bun was normal, like a big mac one.

ZombieKitten said:

retina said:

I think cause the girl squeezing the sauce bottle was too busy flirting with the supervisor

ZombieKitten said:

Okay, I like your version better.

retina said:

yours was gonna be gross by the sounds of it

ZombieKitten said:

Well it was called a Backyard Burger...

retina said:

apparently it was the winning entry in a "YouNameItBurger" competition

here are some comments:

"It's called the Backyard Burger, because you dig a hole in the backyard and bury it, just like all the other McDonald burgers".

"well the name suits it, only thing found in back yards is dog landmines, fits in with all the other burggers. crap"

"McLOOKSnothingLIKEthe picture"

"If the film "Fast Food Nation" is to be believed, fast food franchise hamburgers seem to be 50% fat - one slab of relatively lean meat combined with a slab of pure fat and the same density."

"crap name."

"I heard if you eat 50 burgers from Hungry jacks it alters your DNA, then the bad taste goes away and you start to like them."

"Hungry jacks however tastes a little funny to me.
Maybe McDonald's puts something in their food to make my body reject their competition??"

"Although "Backyard Burger" duzzent sound very appetising to me - I`d still prefer a backyard burger to a backdoor bugger."

"They should have called it a BigButt Burger. Or the ReverseBeepersNeeded Burger ...i can not understand why I didn't win the name competition."

"how about McSHITE"

"the Backside Burger - upsize the burger and your backside at the same time."

ZombieKitten said:

was that me??

jami0mckay said:

I think TurdBurger was your suggestion

I haven't had any McDonald's in nearly a year. I can not eat the food from there. It makes me sick

I haven't eaten McDonald's since I was a teenager...it just doesn't taste the same anymore.

ZombieKitten said:

I always crave that shit when I am drunk...but very seldom ever eat it.

I do love their fries, though.

I went for a McDonalds today for lunch. I feel crappy for going as its awful really.

About the only time I eat at McDonald's now is when I'm in the UK. They still make their apple pies the way they used to make them here when I was a kid, the deep fried ones that contain more grams of fat than a Big Mac. They stopped making them here that way in the late 80's or early 90's. The first time I was in London and discovered this little treat I about died. So now I have to get one (or two) whenever I'm there. It's purely a nostalgia thing. But I still love them.

CarrieMpls said:

how do they make them in the US then? We still have deep fried ones here too

I crave McDonalds but I don't enjoy it much once I get it.