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Would you never masturbate again for $1 Million?????? If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...
.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! (this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.) My Mario Kart Wii Friend Code: 2020-0055-3691
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would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes  | |
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ZombieKitten said: would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes
That's not masturbation. So no. Please, no cheating. My Mario Kart Wii Friend Code: 2020-0055-3691
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DontTazeMeBro said: ZombieKitten said: would it be OK if someone else did it for you? if so yes
That's not masturbation. So no. Please, no cheating. 
what I mean, is then I could go without DIY, if it was OK for someone else to push my button as required 
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hell no.  | |
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DontTazeMeBro said: If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...
.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! (this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.) 1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way  | |
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Christopher said: DontTazeMeBro said: If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...
.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! (this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.) 1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. | |
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you have to keep the prostate clean. one should clean house, sort to speak, daily.
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evenstar said: Christopher said: 1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. yeh! and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so  | |
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Christopher said: evenstar said: exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. yeh! and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so 
though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying  | |
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evenstar said: Christopher said: yeh! and this post didnt say other people couldnt masturbate you...so
though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying but wait what if it was like carrottop? 
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Christopher said: evenstar said:
though honestly always relying on someone would get so annoying but wait what if it was like carrottop?
oh em gee!!  | |
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I don't think I have the fortitude to handle that..... Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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evenstar said: Christopher said: but wait what if it was like carrottop?
oh em gee!!
id totally put him number one on the top 8
he looks like my old drama teacher in high school...all hes missing is the leg warmer multicolor-socks and gold flat shoes | |
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lazycrockett said: you have to keep the prostate clean. one should clean house, sort to speak, daily.
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Oh, well
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Nope  | |
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DontTazeMeBro said: If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...
.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! (this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.) $1 million is not enough to turn down a lifetime of self-inflicted orgasms. This one's for you. | |
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CortestheKiller said: DontTazeMeBro said: If you were offered $1,000,000 to never masturbate again and there was some sort of monitor (it's an imaginary world!) that would alert the powers that be if you ever masturbated AND,if you violated the terms (ie you beat your private business like there was tomorrow), you would be put into eternal servitude...
.....WOULD YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! (this question is only open to current masturbators. If you do not currently masturbate, please do not respond as your responses will skew the scientific results of this survey. Amen.) $1 million is not enough to turn down a lifetime of self-inflicted orgasms. Amen. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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With a million dollars I can get a frisky boy toy and wouldn't need to masturbate. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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evenstar said: Christopher said: 1million isnt even alot of money anymore when you really think about it.so no way exactly! if it was like 10 billion then i'd seriously consider it. 10 billion sounds a lot better Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Hell no | |
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I'd definitely consider it, and if I shared the money with my girlfriend she'd probably be willing to help me to meet my needs.
But I'd definitely regret the decision! My Legacy
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jess555ja said: Hell no
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FuNkeNsteiN said: jess555ja said: Hell no
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Before or after taxes? | |
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HELL....YEAH!!!!!  | |
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Yeah. Sure. I'm a girl. I can get laid whenever I want. And if that changes when I get old, I can pay people to get me off, so. . . oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Yeah, it burns when I blow one off anyway. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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