In a restaurant? In a bank? or everywhere??

Or like me do u quietly note the wrongdoing and carry on?

Damn, I hate complain threads.

Christaro said:

jami0mckay said:

do you log it?


melanie...rudely took the last juice..

Christopher said:

you mean my wrongdoing spreasheet?

Christopher said:

jami0mckay said:

10 entries on the wrongdoing spreadsheet and the formula automatically adds you to the red "shit list" .....it is very well laid out if anyone wants the template

mdiver said:

then u get added to the 'stupid fucker' database

jami0mckay said:

I think we might need an sql specialist soon if many more lists are required

mdiver said:

There was a posh english woman complaining in Nandos of all places on saturday, said if the waitress was 'anymore stupid she'd need watering'

jami0mckay said:

If she was posh...what the fuck was she doing in nandos?

mdiver said:

exactly!! she looked like Penelope Keith, thought it was 'obscene that you have to queue to order the food'
she went straight onto the 'stupid fucker' database

Sometimes, but I try not to go to far because I'm in Sales and I know how it feels.

I will complain at a restaurant! I feel I should get good service with good food. And I know there are times things will happen, but if it's just down right stupid mistakes, I have a huge problem! Other then that...I tend to keep quiet!

jami0mckay said:

You are way more tolerant than me, i would have put her straight on the " i am gonna tear her a new asshole" database

mdiver said:

I was so angry I nearly sent my butler over to complain about her!

jami0mckay said:

Yeah i know what you mean, when they think they are posh though i find the butler gets brushed off, its often better to don ones smoking jacket and fez and tell the serf to button it oneself

mdiver said:

do you take your monocle out in a show of dissaproval ?

the only time i complain is if i plan on doing something about whatever it is that i am complaining about, otherwise i cant justify complaining. but i alwayas speak my mind, no matter what...so in the end it involves me holding myself accountable for doing something, and if i dont, i start to not like myself....

jami0mckay said:

I find it best to leave it in on the approach but remove it while looking down ones nose at the scumbag

mdiver said:

if that doesn't work I challenge them to a duel

jami0mckay said:

epee or sabre? I prefer epee..it allows me to be flamboyant in a posh but non gay way

mdiver said:

oh yeah SABRES ARE SO GAY FOR A DUEL

that must be the poshest graffiti ever

jami0mckay said:

We should start a posh graffiti wave all over England

mdiver said:

YOU SIR ARE A BOUNDER AND A CAD

if I see ERNEST STOP QUOTING PRINCE as graffiti then I know it will have worked

jami0mckay said:

You are hitherto barred from the grounds of all my properties (modern translation...fuck off you are barred)

mdiver said:

my favourite graffiti was on a desk in metal work and had obviously taken several people months to complete : JON IS ACE SO ARE CHELSEA ARE SHIT

Yes, I'll complain if service is shit.

jami0mckay said:

I like the addition by someone else

I like this one "i'm pink therefore i'm spam"...nice take....then again the classic "this is a piece of shit" still makes me die for some unknown reason

mdiver said:

I saw that written on a fire extinguisher at school, even at the time I thought that the health and safety people were a tad harsh.