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Thread started 09/23/07 10:39pm

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SUV Driver Blames Backseat Sex For Crash

Driver Pleads Guilty To Misdemeanor

POSTED: 11:06 am CDT September 19, 2007
UPDATED: 12:09 pm CDT September 19, 2007


MOSCOW, Idaho -- A driver of a sport utility vehicle who hit a telephone pole blamed the crash on two friends having sex in the back seat.

Joshua D. Frank, 22, pleaded guilty this week to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident.

He was fined nearly $190 after his Chevy Blazer hit a telephone pole in the Moscow, Idaho, area.



According to court documents, Frank told police that his SUV is top heavy and the backseat action made it become "tippy," causing him to lose control.

According to the affidavit, Frank suffered a minor head injury in the crash and his friends were treated for unspecified injuries.

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Reply #1 posted 09/23/07 10:49pm

ArielB

only $190 fine?
What if it was something other than a pole that he'd hit? like a person?
It's clearly an irresponsible driver. $190 is really not enough.
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Reply #2 posted 09/24/07 12:24am

PANDURITO

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ArielB said:

only $190 fine?
What if it was something other than a pole that he'd hit? like a person?
It's clearly an irresponsible driver. $190 is really not enough.


If it wasn't a telephone pole the fine would be higher neutral
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Reply #3 posted 09/24/07 12:41am

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I love it how Americans just ran out of imagination when naming your cities and towns and you got places like
'Moscow'
'Berlin'
'Rome'
'Oslo'

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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

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Reply #4 posted 09/24/07 12:46am

PANDURITO

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Paris, Texas smile
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Reply #5 posted 09/24/07 12:48am

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PANDURITO said:

Paris, Texas smile

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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

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Reply #6 posted 09/24/07 12:52am

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Can't blame them for the Spanish names. WE named those places: Florida, San Francisco, Fresno, El Alamo, Alcatraz, Boca Ratón, California, San Diego, Cabo Cañaveral, Colorado...yawn...Albuquerque, Nevada, Toledo... smile
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Reply #7 posted 09/24/07 12:57am

PANDURITO

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You can't extract any more juice from telephone-poles-crashed-down threads smile
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Reply #8 posted 09/24/07 1:01am

PANDURITO

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...unless it was oral sex in the back seat neutral
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Reply #9 posted 09/24/07 1:02am

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Reply #10 posted 09/24/07 5:04am

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Escuses, Excuses.
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