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PrintableCarrieMpls said: roodboi said: since you put it that way, that is pretty creepy... 
I think I'm gonna apply at a cab company!!!  
Actually, it's worked on more than 1 of my girlfriends in the past. I yelled at them for it cause if it works on even 1 girl out of 40 they're gonna keep trying. There are certain cab companies I avoid if I can, but when you're waiting on a street corner at 2am you can't always be picky. I never leave anywhere alone anymore like I used to, but because of where I live, if I'm sharing a cab with friends I'm always the last stop. And heck, I don't even go out anymore, so this is rare anyway.
But still. And it's not just cabs either. When I bought a new bed the delivery guy tried to stay and hang out. He asked me if I had any beer! I was like wtf? You just came to deliver my mattress now get out!! 
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CarrieMpls said: roodboi said: since you put it that way, that is pretty creepy...
I think I'm gonna apply at a cab company!!!
Actually, it's worked on more than 1 of my girlfriends in the past. I yelled at them for it cause if it works on even 1 girl out of 40 they're gonna keep trying. There are certain cab companies I avoid if I can, but when you're waiting on a street corner at 2am you can't always be picky. I never leave anywhere alone anymore like I used to, but because of where I live, if I'm sharing a cab with friends I'm always the last stop. And heck, I don't even go out anymore, so this is rare anyway.
But still. And it's not just cabs either. When I bought a new bed the delivery guy tried to stay and hang out. He asked me if I had any beer! I was like wtf? You just came to deliver my mattress now get out!!
I blame porn. it must be your inviting personality...or fabulous hair... 
I know it's not funny, but the delivery guy asking for a beer is...well, funny...  | |
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roodboi said: CarrieMpls said:
Actually, it's worked on more than 1 of my girlfriends in the past. I yelled at them for it cause if it works on even 1 girl out of 40 they're gonna keep trying. There are certain cab companies I avoid if I can, but when you're waiting on a street corner at 2am you can't always be picky. I never leave anywhere alone anymore like I used to, but because of where I live, if I'm sharing a cab with friends I'm always the last stop. And heck, I don't even go out anymore, so this is rare anyway.
But still. And it's not just cabs either. When I bought a new bed the delivery guy tried to stay and hang out. He asked me if I had any beer! I was like wtf? You just came to deliver my mattress now get out!!
I blame porn. it must be your inviting personality...or fabulous hair...
I know it's not funny, but the delivery guy asking for a beer is...well, funny... It IS pretty funny.
But gross too! |
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CarrieMpls said: roodboi said: it must be your inviting personality...or fabulous hair...
I know it's not funny, but the delivery guy asking for a beer is...well, funny... It IS pretty funny.
But gross too! he probably just wanted to demonstrate the benifits of your new mattress...  | |
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roodboi said: CarrieMpls said: It IS pretty funny.
But gross too! he probably just wanted to demonstrate the benifits of your new mattress... Which is why I blame it on porn. He was trying to be so smooth, I was so waiting for some cheesy, "hey, you want me to show you what that mattress can do?" kind of line and was *almost* disappointed that I didn't get it. |
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I think he was gonna take the beer and place it on one side of the mattress and drop a bowling ball on the other side..ya know...like the infomercials...I think you were reading way too much into his intentions.... ...or not...  | |
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roodboi said: I think he was gonna take the beer and place it on one side of the mattress and drop a bowling ball on the other side..ya know...like the infomercials...I think you were reading way too much into his intentions....
...or not...
I'd already bought the bed. He wasn't trying to sell it to me.  |
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roodboi said: I think he was gonna take the beer and place it on one side of the mattress and drop a bowling ball on the other side..ya know...like the infomercials...I think you were reading way too much into his intentions....
...or not... LMAO!!!! Yes cab drivers and delivery guys love to flirt. My first cab ride in Dallas was horrible. He flirted the whoooole way. I should have pretended I was a mute. When I told him I didnt have change for a tip. The guy locked the doors,proceeded to reverse. And said "I'll take you to go get some" I screamed at him to unlock the doors. I had to tuck and roll out of that bitch. He gave me his number on my receipt "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Cab drivers ALWAYS try to pick women up. One dude once offered to buy me gold, "real gold from his country" is how he put it.
I got him to let me out at the 7/11 instead of my place. I can't imagine their lines working on anyone. | |
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Whatever, dude.
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violator said: JustErin said: Lets find out.  I'm alone now... I think I should send you some really naughty pictures... Oh crap! I missed this post!! How could I miss this post? | |
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retina said: Whatever, dude.
For real. I totally should be like "whatever" with this...but for some reason, I'm not. | |
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JustErin said: violator said: I'm alone now... I think I should send you some really naughty pictures... Oh crap! I missed this post!! How could I miss this post? you were in a drunken stupor...being fucked up causes you to...uh...fuck up... | |
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roodboi said: JustErin said: Oh crap! I missed this post!! How could I miss this post? you were in a drunken stupor...being fucked up causes you to...uh...fuck up... No kidding. I'm such an idiot. I think I probably read it backwards so ignored it. | |
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JustErin said: roodboi said: you were in a drunken stupor...being fucked up causes you to...uh...fuck up... No kidding. I'm such an idiot. I think I probably read it backwards so ignored it. I'm sure the offer will still stand... | |
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roodboi said: JustErin said: No kidding. I'm such an idiot. I think I probably read it backwards so ignored it. I'm sure the offer will still stand... 
Actually, I'm not really one for wanting to see really naughty pics. I much prefer in-person naughtiness. | |
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Real gold!  WOW!!!!! | |
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JustErin said: roodboi said: I'm sure the offer will still stand...
Actually, I'm not really one for wanting to see really naughty pics. I much prefer in-person naughtiness. Yes. Apparently it's true | |
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ArielB said: JustErin said:
Actually, I'm not really one for wanting to see really naughty pics. I much prefer in-person naughtiness. Yes. Apparently it's true Stop bringing up that gif! | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: Yes. Apparently it's true Stop bringing up that gif!
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