This is a manifesto to our hatred of the egg..
we dislike

poach egg
scramble egg
raw egg
boil egg
egg in egg
omeletes.

please join our league..

Your President Baroque
Hokie1 is second in command

heybaby said:

NOO!!!

baroque said:

no really means yes

Sorry I like eggs

baroque said:

All of the egg lovers get off our thread.

hokie1 said:

Nope

Sorry dude but you are OUT-VOTED!!!

Eat my yolk.....

don't forget 100 year old eggs!

ZombieKitten said:

ok now I am off eggs

EverSoulicious said:

Hokie1 we have to march!!

NO! NO! EGGS

NO! NO! MORE EGGS

TIRED OF THE FASCISM EGGS AND EGG YOLKS..

TIRED OF OPRESSION OUR NOSES AT THE SCENT OF EGGS

NO! NO MORE EGGS!!

baroque said:

hokie1 said:

I hate eggs too

ZombieKitten said:

What that fuckin' fuckity fuck is that shit?

And did they KNOW they were being funny when they put it on the pretty plate?

I LIKE THEM ALL!!!

ZombieKitten said:

This just reaffirms how disgusting and nasty eggs are.

Good one Charlotte!!

I hope all of you egg lovers have this image burned into your mind and that you puke the next time you bite into an egg.

I will always love eggs, no matter where they come from or what they look like when they're 100 years old.

RodeoSchro said:

but hokie! not even scrambled eggs?

hokie1 said:

Glam slam, thank you ma'am
I pray you'll always stay.

evenstar said:

OK, yeah scrambled are the only ones I like. I am talking about the grossness that is hard boiled, deviled...

It seriously makes me shiver to think of eating that. I get nauseated just from the thought.


And, no I wasn't traumatized with eggs as a young child.

RodeoSchro said:

Huh? I know the song obviously, but how does it relate to my making fun of you for your love of eggs?

Look! Look at the despair and heartshellbreak the vitriol found on this thread can cause! Poor, poor Humpty, he only wanted to be loved and accepted.

I don't know how you anti-ovumites can face yourselves in the mirror.

hokie1 said:

I thought your signature was lyrics from "Glam Slam". It's not?

RodeoSchro said:

Yes, you're right. I am asking why you chose to respond to my post in the way you did. How do those particular lyrics answer the post? Is your answer to be taken literal?



Uh oh. I'm thinking way too much today.

hokie1 said:

Nah, I was just in a singing mood, LOL.

RodeoSchro said:

OK