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write a personal ad for an orger! Starting with me!!
No, really. It has come to my attention that it's been about a year since I've been on a real date. I was thinking of doing an ad for fun. I have no idea what to write. 
Write an ad for an orger! |
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WSF, thirties, colorful hair, fun loving, profession seeking male. Must be 30 - 40 yrs old, attractive, likes going to salons, internet,traveling, and NIN. Knowledge of the Kama Sutra a major plus. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: WSF, thirties, colorful hair, fun loving, profession seeking male. Must be 30 - 40 yrs old, attractive, likes going to salons, internet,traveling, and NIN. Knowledge of the Kama Sutra a major plus.
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CarrieMpls said: Starting with me!!
No, really. It has come to my attention that it's been about a year since I've been on a real date. I was thinking of doing an ad for fun. I have no idea what to write.
Write an ad for an orger! You write mine... that which fits my present... | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: CarrieMpls said: Starting with me!!
No, really. It has come to my attention that it's been about a year since I've been on a real date. I was thinking of doing an ad for fun. I have no idea what to write.
Write an ad for an orger! You write mine... that which fits my present... I can't write ads.  It always sounds cheesy and silly, no matter what you write. I was just looking at some and one guy offered a jamba juice certificate if you didn't like him.
OK, how about: Gorgeous blond with a mind to match seeks partner in crime for coffee, wine and forever. 
See? CHEESE! |
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Carrie:
Fun, loving, gigglin girl. Seeks adventures, laughs, amusement and jeep rides in Sedona. Can be quiet, inquisitive, but very attentive when needed. 
Obtains electrifying hair! Light my fire. 
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littlemissG said: WSF, thirties, colorful hair, fun loving, profession seeking male. Must be 30 - 40 yrs old, attractive, likes going to salons, internet,traveling, and NIN. Knowledge of the Kama Sutra a major plus.
Not bad! Though I'm not sure I'd mention the internet or NIN. |
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ZombieKitten said: littlemissG said: WSF, thirties, colorful hair, fun loving, profession seeking male. Must be 30 - 40 yrs old, attractive, likes going to salons, internet,traveling, and NIN. Knowledge of the Kama Sutra a major plus.
s/s with wet hair  |
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FreeSpirit said: Carrie:
Fun, loving, gigglin girl. Seeks adventures, laughs, amusement and jeep rides in Sedona. Can be quiet, inquisitive, but very attentive when needed.
Obtains electrifying hair! Light my fire.
awwww... that's awesome. |
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I've had two beers. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You write mine... that which fits my present... I can't write ads. It always sounds cheesy and silly, no matter what you write. I was just looking at some and one guy offered a jamba juice certificate if you didn't like him.
OK, how about: Gorgeous blond with a mind to match seeks partner in crime for coffee, wine and forever.
See? CHEESE! | |
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hokie1 said: CarrieMpls said: I can't write ads. It always sounds cheesy and silly, no matter what you write. I was just looking at some and one guy offered a jamba juice certificate if you didn't like him.
OK, how about: Gorgeous blond with a mind to match seeks partner in crime for coffee, wine and forever.
See? CHEESE! ROFLMAO! I cant breathe! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: hokie1 said: ROFLMAO! I cant breathe! Uh, I don't have too much confidence in myself so if I am the worst date you've ever had don't despair! I'll give you a jamba juice for your trouble! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: hokie1 said: ROFLMAO! I cant breathe! The thing that got me is I don't think he was trying to be funny. I think he was offering the jamba juice certificate in earnest. |
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This really should be a picture thread. Love | |
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LazarusHeart said: This really should be a picture thread.
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I be: smart, sophisticated, stylish, shy sweetie-pie. Lover of music, cats, and conversation. Likes to curl up at home but remembers how to party. Comes packaged with a huge crazy bunch of Prince fans.
You be: intelligent, thoughtful, kind, well-mannered, and fun. Passionate about SOMETHING and wanting to share all of the yummies life has to offer. Enjoys huge crazy bunches of Prince fans. Dating is good, a long-term thing is possible (subject to approval of gay boyfriends).  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: I be: smart, sophisticated, stylish, shy sweetie-pie. Lover of music, cats, and conversation. Likes to curl up at home but remembers how to party. Comes packaged with a huge crazy bunch of Prince fans.
You be: intelligent, thoughtful, kind, well-mannered, and fun. Passionate about SOMETHING and wanting to share all of the yummies life has to offer. Enjoys huge crazy bunches of Prince fans. Dating is good, a long-term thing is possible (subject to approval of gay boyfriends).
omg.
It's almost too perfect. |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: I be: smart, sophisticated, stylish, shy sweetie-pie. Lover of music, cats, and conversation. Likes to curl up at home but remembers how to party. Comes packaged with a huge crazy bunch of Prince fans.
You be: intelligent, thoughtful, kind, well-mannered, and fun. Passionate about SOMETHING and wanting to share all of the yummies life has to offer. Enjoys huge crazy bunches of Prince fans. Dating is good, a long-term thing is possible (subject to approval of gay boyfriends). Ok and as per usual, Mel is nailing it with the exception of loose the Prince fan lingos!  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: CarrieMpls said: Starting with me!!
No, really. It has come to my attention that it's been about a year since I've been on a real date. I was thinking of doing an ad for fun. I have no idea what to write.
Write an ad for an orger! You write mine... that which fits my present... Yours: Got soul? I do. Let's share, for always. Love God, love life, lovesexy. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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CarrieMpls said: HereToRockYourWorld said: I be: smart, sophisticated, stylish, shy sweetie-pie. Lover of music, cats, and conversation. Likes to curl up at home but remembers how to party. Comes packaged with a huge crazy bunch of Prince fans.
You be: intelligent, thoughtful, kind, well-mannered, and fun. Passionate about SOMETHING and wanting to share all of the yummies life has to offer. Enjoys huge crazy bunches of Prince fans. Dating is good, a long-term thing is possible (subject to approval of gay boyfriends).
omg.
It's almost too perfect. Distribute at will. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You write mine... that which fits my present... Yours: Got soul? I do. Let's share, for always. Love God, love life, lovesexy. That was more an add on how I want to be done! Life is just too good right now... Rather then wait for the other shoe to drop,I have pitched it off myself! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Yours: Got soul? I do. Let's share, for always. Love God, love life, lovesexy. That was more an add on how I want to be done! Life is just too good right now... Rather then wait for the other shoe to drop,I have pitched it off myself! Go get it, girl.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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