Drunk Man Gets Trapped in Ex's Chimney

Sep 19th, 2007 | EVANSVILLE, Ind. -- Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.

"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.

Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."

"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.

Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.

Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.

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I'm exactly that way when I'm dating someone. I've had identical dreams as girlfriends, called them when they really needed me to (because they were ticked about something imaginary) and even knew about specific work situations as they were occurring.

Oh wait... I thought you said "psychic boyfriends..."

Spooky's last thread was a much higher caliber thread both in execution and intent.

i had a neighbor who's ex...

- climbed down from the roof onto her patio but fell and ruptured his spleen

- put gum in the latch of the back apartment entry and broke into the apartment and hid under her sink

we discovered this after we caught him in the hallway throwing her over his shoulder and trying to carry her away

Imago said:

you talking 'bout the jacking off parrots thread?

dont even get me started on PHYCHO BF's....i seemed to attract them like flies to crap~~

thank god hubby is NORMAL.

Stax said:

dumb ass!

OK, that's frightening.

Stax said:

PIRATES!

Spookymuffin said:

arrr

Sounds like they deserve each other.

Que'st que c'est.


THAT'S why I don't have a boyfriend.....