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If my nipples were on fire, I'd get someone to lick them

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options, which are Nothing Compares 2 U, U Got the Look, and While my Guitar Gently Weeps

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by December 2012

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be to use my tongue until asked to stop

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time, I'd use my hands to get into a motorized wheelchair

Call me old fashioned, but don't call me unreliable

If I were to write a third testament to the bible, it'd be about 900 pages

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should invite me to their homes.

And finally, everybody reading this should orgnote me.


The best entries will win a free walk to the destination of their choice

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If my nipples were on fire, I'd steal JustErin's and be boobtastic everafter

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options, which are become a JW, jam all night with the crew and make him dinner

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by sending me an orgnote, I'll politely say thanks but no thanks

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time, I'd call 911 time and time again ... just for laughs

Call me old fashioned, but don't call me when I'm having sex.

If I were to write a third testament to the bible, it'd be about the importance of masturbation in the development of oneself

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should assrape Madonna and rip her vocal chords out

And finally, everybody reading this should close this window now and get a life


The best entries will win a free walk to the destination of their choice

If my nipples were on fire, I'd ...put them out?

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options, which are 1. shut up 2. shut up 3. shut up.

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by giving me supermans power s

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be a secret

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time, I'd go around slapping people saying "you're lucky i cant kick you motherfucker"
Call me old fashioned, but I still buy CDs

If I were to write a third testament to the bible, it'd be about Prince

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should never meet.

And finally, everybody reading this should not read my response


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If my nipples were on fire, I'd twirl them like batons in front of a crowd of onlookers without pain because i'd be wearing a flame retardant suit, performing in a circus with eleven other women similarly clad

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options, which are unacceptable so i lay down the rules and after that he lets me drive his mustang and walk through the vault, picking and choosing which works to listen to from among his unreleased catalog

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by finding the long-lost transmogrifying key to the great pattern which i would, of course, return to its rightful owners before the wrong people could get their hands on it and wreak havok on planet earth

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be not to make promise unless i really, really mean to keep them and then when i do try and make them the best promise ever

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time, I'd fly around in my invisible hovercraft, which is voice-activated, and maybe spy on people who ought to know better

Call me old fashioned, but knock me down and fuck me right here and now.

If I were to write a third testament to the bible, it'd be about how all religions are one great part of the same pattern, and how we should all just get along

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should invite me to their houseparty

And finally, everybody reading this should be sure to eat proper food and drink enough water each day. that, and exercise will keep you healthy and happy.


The best entries will win a free walk to the destination of their choice

If my nipples were on fire I'd bone your mother to take my mind off it.

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options which are suck my dick, suck my dick or suck my dick.

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by hopefully killing his miserable bastard sadistic self.

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be to felch them til they wept.

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time I'd kick up a stink. With my arms, obviously.

Call me old fashioned but I believe in a thing called love.

If I were to write a third testament to the bible it'd be about me.

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should form a new Abba.

And finally, everybody reading this should think I'm fabulous.

If my nipples were on fire, I'd HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE DANGEROUS

Prince comes to my house and offers me three options, which are READ OLD ISSUES OF HUSTLER, PLAY CHECKERS, TALK TO RUSSIA

The Supreme Being would choose me to save the world by REVIVING THE LIGHT OF THE FOUR CRYSTALS

My favourite sexual promise to another Orger would be EAT SPAGHETTI OF MY CRATCH

If I were invisible for the day but lost the use of my invisible legs during that time, I'd DRAG MYSELF TO BACK ROOM OF POTTERY BARN, SEE WHAT REALLY GOES DOWN

Call me old fashioned, but I WILL NOT GET MY MODEL T OFF THE ROAD, ASSHOLE

If I were to write a third testament to the bible, it'd be about HAUL'N A$$ 'N GETTIN' PAID

Madonna, Prince, Liberace and my best friend should MAKE A STUNNING WISH

And finally, everybody reading this should BELIEVE IN TIME TRAVEL

HobbesLeCute said:

pick Russia ! pick Russia!

jami0mckay said:

My legal name is Ronnie, I just had it changed.

HobbesLeCute said:

I wish I had a legal name. my name is illegal in Norway and some states of California.

jami0mckay said:

That's what happens when your name is DUCKLORD O'DANDELION.

HobbesLeCute said:

the finest highwayman of the eighties (well the mid eighties when Mc Hammer was around)

jami0mckay said:

He now goes by the shortened name of Dan. D. Lyonne. I fixed his AMC Hornet last week and it's a smooth ride now.

This thread sucks now.

HobbesLeCute said:

I bet his wifes pleased

jami0mckay said:

On a nightly basis by a man named Tendyr.

Cloudbuster said:

dreadful spelling edit
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And finally, everybody reading this should posting naked pics.