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What I Learned About Life From Watching Porn
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The title of every porn movie ever made should be:
"Amazing Shit That Will Never Happen to You With Women That You Will Never Meet". | |
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Yep I concur with the above observations.
But you forgot to mention that all women will let you fuNk them in the a$$ and then cum in thier mouths!!! My DC Direct wishlist: 1) Bane, 2) Prof Zoom, 3) Superman Blue, 4) Kilowag, 5) Parasite | |
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If every woman were a Porn Star more men would be happy and less would Masturbate. | |
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Thanks Wellbeyond  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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no comment! lol... smile...   | |
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when a man is not at home his wife fucks the postman or the plumber or the baby-sitter, well sometimes even when he's at home, he even participates... | |
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Don't you just love the scene where a woman is home alone and her sink doesn't work so the plumber arrives.Inevitably,he takes a look at the sink and says something like "I'm gonna have to drain your pipe" and of course,the woman replies "I'd love to drain YOUR pipe"
Pornos are full of cliches like that  | |
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What is this "porn" you speak of?
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DavidEye said: Don't you just love the scene where a woman is home alone and her sink doesn't work so the plumber arrives.Inevitably,he takes a look at the sink and says something like "I'm gonna have to drain your pipe" and of course,the woman replies "I'd love to drain YOUR pipe"
when I was teenager I wanted to be a plumber for this kind of situation Pornos are full of cliches like that | |
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jnoel said: DavidEye said: Don't you just love the scene where a woman is home alone and her sink doesn't work so the plumber arrives.Inevitably,he takes a look at the sink and says something like "I'm gonna have to drain your pipe" and of course,the woman replies "I'd love to drain YOUR pipe"
when I was teenager I wanted to be a plumber for this kind of situation Pornos are full of cliches like that Me too,jnoel,me too!! [This message was edited Wed Oct 9 4:35:26 PDT 2002 by DavidEye] | |
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CalhounSq said: What is this "porn" you speak of?
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wellbeyond said: [*] The average man, when fully erect, is 14 inches long... Are you implying this is not the case? -------------------------------------------------
Something new for your ears and soul. http://artists.mp3s.com/a...dadli.html | |
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"Women often keep spare vibrators and dildos underneath the throw pillows on their couch...just in case..."
Not always! Mine is in the drawer of my bedside table... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Men in porn always have mullets.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Men in porn always have mullets.
LoL... | |
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sag10 said: "Women often keep spare vibrators and dildos underneath the throw pillows on their couch...just in case..."
Not always! Mine is in the drawer of my bedside table... Just in case, right??... | |
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wellbeyond said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Men in porn always have mullets.
LoL... Seriously. It frustrates me to no end when I watch porn.  Not that I've seen that much porn.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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| I'm so glad you're back! | |
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now that u know what u learned from watching porn
now see what u can learn while partisipating in porn | |
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I learned that thankfully most of our relationships ARENT "LIKE THOSE". i noticed there is HARDLY any kissing. i love to kiss! lots of times, the only body parts getting it on are the bottom half, and we know theres plenty more exciting areas on a body than just waist down. plus, u can see the actors arent really "into" to act. not true sexual excitement. so, i'm happy that real relationships arent as sterile as they portray them in porn. hopefully there are men out there who r better lovers too, even when not in a love relationship. and then the way they repeat certain scenes over and over...BORING!!! guess it's cheaper than having the film running all the time? oh yeah, then u get these couples who live in this huge mansion running around naked all day, sitting by the pool, having sex, BUT where do they get the money to pay 4 it? no one goes to work. and the neighbors who drop by (naked, of course), dont work either. plus theres not much talking during sex scenes. just moaning-on repeat too! i like to talk during sex-sometimes. they have a long way to go to really get most of these flicks REALLY exciting,imo. learning about life from them? even sex? NOT! May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love.   | |
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Fourteen inches?
That's it???!??! What kind of pathetic men are these?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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wellbeyond said:
Porn, my ass! You've been watching me!! 
P.S. I missed you. Is your CD player still full of Come? | |
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LOL! Man I love this place... 
"...literal people are scary, man literal people scare me out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look, it says right here, see!" - ani difranco | |
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applekisses said: I'm so glad you're back! I'm so glad you're glad... | |
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fragisexy said: wellbeyond said:
Porn, my ass! You've been watching me!! :O Hello..!!..lol...(especially that second one..lol) P.S. I missed you. Is your CD player still full of Come?
Holy moly...you remember that remark??..lol.. | |
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What about double penetrations? How often does THAT happen?! lol.
I love watching two straight guys get that close to eachother. | |
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herbthe4 said: The title of every porn movie ever made should be:
"Amazing Shit That Will Never Happen to You With Women That You Will Never Meet". That is just too funny!!
Tina (~!~) | |
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