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If you see a crazy guy in the street and he points at you do you... think like me that he's about to shout "you! you have THE SIGHT! you can see things no-one on this world can see, we must get underground quick before they catch us!"
Or do you avert eye contact and shuffle away in the other direction? | |
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I only seem to attract funny ones. There's a guy who walks around Sheffield City Centre carrying tweed shopping bags, giving folks the thumbs up and the piece de resistance being his red plastic ears that he wears.
A simpleton also came up to me in a coach station in Argentina. He did my jacket up, stroked my hair and gave me a cuddle. I duly cuddled him back. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: I only seem to attract funny ones. There's a guy who walks around Sheffield City Centre carrying tweed shopping bags, giving folks the thumbs up and the piece de resistance being his red plastic ears that he wears.
A simpleton also came up to me in a coach station in Argentina. He did my jacket up, stroked my hair and gave me a cuddle. I duly cuddled him back. we could do with more of that in this country | |
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There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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jami0mckay said: think like me that he's about to shout "you! you have THE SIGHT! you can see things no-one on this world can see, we must get underground quick before they catch us!"
Or do you avert eye contact and shuffle away in the other direction? i say "jamies over there.....hes hiding from you"  | |
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Christopher said: jami0mckay said: think like me that he's about to shout "you! you have THE SIGHT! you can see things no-one on this world can see, we must get underground quick before they catch us!"
Or do you avert eye contact and shuffle away in the other direction? i say "jamies over there.....hes hiding from you"  | |
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I would reply with something exactly in context:
"But the mole people are cruel and their society corrupt - we are safer in this realm!" | |
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Spookymuffin said: I would reply with something exactly in context:
"But the mole people are cruel and their society corrupt - we are safer in this realm!" great minds think alike  | |
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jami0mckay said: Spookymuffin said: I would reply with something exactly in context:
"But the mole people are cruel and their society corrupt - we are safer in this realm!" great minds think alike  | |
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jami0mckay said: JDInteractive said: I only seem to attract funny ones. There's a guy who walks around Sheffield City Centre carrying tweed shopping bags, giving folks the thumbs up and the piece de resistance being his red plastic ears that he wears.
A simpleton also came up to me in a coach station in Argentina. He did my jacket up, stroked my hair and gave me a cuddle. I duly cuddled him back. we could do with more of that in this country There are. Except they are all in a home throwing sponge footballs to each other in small circles. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Spookymuffin said: jami0mckay said: great minds think alike  | |
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JDInteractive said: jami0mckay said: we could do with more of that in this country There are. Except they are all in a home throwing sponge footballs to each other in small circles. Kings Lynn? | |
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I usually can't understand them they are slurring so much, one said (I think) "It's a hard life" to which I replied "but someone's got to do it!" and him and all his paraletic mates cracked up all over the shop. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I usually can't understand them they are slurring so much, one said (I think) "It's a hard life" to which I replied "but someone's got to do it!" and him and all his paraletic mates cracked up all over the shop.
sounds like my kind of audience | |
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jami0mckay said: ZombieKitten said: I usually can't understand them they are slurring so much, one said (I think) "It's a hard life" to which I replied "but someone's got to do it!" and him and all his paraletic mates cracked up all over the shop.
sounds like my kind of audience that should have been paralytic - immobilized, useless. | |
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