Has anybody ever seen a U.F.O.? Do you believe that extra-terrestrial aliens are visiting our planet? Are they good or evil? What do they want from us?

No. Yes. Both. They want Imago and the recipe for good salsa!

yes

superspaceboy said:

I thought they sent Imago back because of all the photowhoring he was doing on their planet

I found a weird clip on YouTube, of Ronald Reagan addressing what looks like the U.N., stating that being attacked by aliens would be a good thing...

http://www.youtube.com/wa...hUmCthFK0k

It's all a bit odd.

I must admit that when I'm alone in the middle of the night, I don't get scared by the thoughts of ghosts, intruders or burglars - but alien abductors from another world. I know it's a bit irrational.

To this day I don't know if what my cousin and I saw was a U.F.O. By definition it was but I don't know if it was something from another planet.

My cousin and I were outside hanging out. For some reason we looked up and saw what looked like a hot air balloon. It was really high. It traveled at a constant speed and then all of a sudden it, changed directions, sped up super fast and it was gone. We looked at each other like WTF?

my friends said they have. Like okay, i live like next to like jack n the box(a burger place,you know kinda like a MCDONALDS)..so they were passing by my house when they said they saw a UFO like landing intop of the Jack in the box, then it went up and away,first floating in the sky for like five minutes(mind you this was at night).then it disapeared..i kinda didn't believe them cause there eyes were like blood shot red,and they smelled like well...trees,grass,and all sorts of forest things..lol.

i once ate a ufo

identified it in my shit a little bit later

it was a spanner

god knows how it was flying.

Spookymuffin said:

uh..is that cockney?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I once saw a silver box on the sky that was being followed by what I can only describe as three glowing sperms. This was like 1984/1985. I was so convinced it was a spaceship that I contacted a Ufologist called Steve Ballon. I don't know how I got his name or phone number in those pre-internet days... Anyway, he sent me a questionaire to fill out and about a week later, he'd written to the letters page of the local newspaper, asking for other witnesses.

In about 1987/1988, I saw what I thought was a soap bubble in front of my face, whilst walking down the street. I waved my arm to bat it away from my face and realised that it was actually high in the sky. It might not have been transparent but just really shiny. It was definitely orb-shaped but quite hard to focus on, as it was a sunny day and near to the sun. It shot off at high speed after just hanging there for a few seconds.

I've never seen anything since.

Justin1972UK said:

I wish our nations' governments would come out and say if there is or isn't intelligent life out in the universe.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'd rather not know!

Has anybody ever seen a U.F.O.? No

Do you believe that extra-terrestrial aliens are visiting our planet? Yes

Are they good or evil? Hopefully friendly

What do they want from us? To study earthlings

Has anybody ever seen a U.F.O.? No, but I think my girlfriend maybe suffering from P.M.S..

Do you believe that extra-terrestrial aliens are visiting our planet? Yes. Either that, or my girlfriend is definitely suffering from P.M.S..

Are they good or evil?Ever meet someone whilst their suffering from P.M.S.? Lemme tell you,
that some pretty evil shit right dere.

What do they want from us? To provide with 'em some place with which to stick their probes* into.



* -Or, as in the case of P.M.S. suffering girlfriend, her savagely proportioned strap-on**


** - Someone please.....help me.....!

aliens scare the crap out of me

I think I saw a ufo once ...not sure if it was actually one, but...

I was laying on the grass after spending an hour practicing soccer (not with the team, just by myself)...and I was looking up at the sky daydreaming. It was maybe an hour or so before sunset, and I was staring up at the clouds and whatever. At some point I saw two very small lights moving parallel to each other, at the exact same speed...I just figured it must be an airplane and that the two lights were from the tips of the wings or something, because they just traveled at exactly the same speed and stayed exactly the same space apart. However, because the lights seemed soooo far away, I joked to myself that the plane must have left our atmosphere...seemed too far away to be a plane and I couldn't see anything besides the two moving lights. So...I just watched them as I kept daydreaming.

Then, without warning the two lights suddenly sped up, and separated...each one going off on a 45 degree angle away from one another. They kept speeding up and moving farther away from each other, and I started moving my head back and forth quickly to try and follow them both at the same time. But within a few seconds, both sped up so fast that they disappeared...I kept scanning the sky looking for either light, and thinking "What the hell was that?" lol...I'm guessing now that it really wasn't a plane lol ...

Byron said:

was it skylab?

ZombieKitten said:

Somehow I doubt it lol ...

Byron said:

you could have been witnessing its demise, a few minutes later it spread its debris across the outback here

Spookymuffin said:

was that at the shit indentification laboratory?

jami0mckay said:

aka the toilet.

Spookymuffin said:

I once expelled a long circular dookie that looked like one half of Princess Leia's wig.
Oh, sure,
it wasn't exactly what one would called "unidentified",
but still,
that's about as sci-fi as it gets.

Illustrator said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...70o9HshNEw

I think I may have seen a just last year, but I'm not sure. It was this light in the sky that moved in weird directions before disappearing.

scififilmnerd said:

did you have a headache afterwards? memory blackout? unusual sunburn?

THEY'RE HERE!!

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk...001897.stm

Spookymuffin said:

Nestor Quispe, the mayor of the municipality to which Carancas belongs, told the BBC that many residents had been affected.

"Lots of people from the town of Carancas have fallen ill. They have headaches, eye problems, irritated skin, nausea and vomiting," he said.

Nestor, stop quoting Prince