Justin1972UK said:

omg I was wearing curduroy pants to a weekly department meeting and I slipped back into my chair a bit and it sounded like I let rip so loud! my boss lost her train of thought and then the art director said "Charlotte!!" and everyone stared and I blushed beet red and said feebly "it's my new cord pants!" and I don't think that convinced anyone

All the time. Walking down the street, at work, once out shopping...

ZombieKitten said:

i absentmindedly farted on someone sitting next to me while on the bus. i was listening to my ipod lost in my music. so don't feel bad

ZombieKitten said:

i absentmindedly farted on someone sitting next to me while on the bus. i was listening to my ipod lost in my music. so don't feel bad

I once farted in one of those after-hours automated bank lobbies. I thought I was alone but hadn't realised that a young couple and their baby had swiped in behind me. It was smelly too.

I was so embarrassed that I pretended to be a German tourist, complete with dubious Eurotrash accent.

Justin1972UK said:

jami0mckay said:

we need video footage of this!

ZombieKitten said:

cord pants

jami0mckay said:

like you weren't wearing them in 1996 too

Justin1972UK said:

In class at the university I once pressed the palms of my hands (which I kept under the table) together in such a way that they produced a pretty loud farting noise. Some people looked over in my direction but didn't say anything. So then I got the bright idea to do a couple more of the hand farts to show that it was actually my hands that made them, but they sounded so believable that people just thought I kept farting for real! Nobody said anything though, so I didn't get the chance to explain.

retina said:

I THOUGHT NO ONE COULD DO THAT! I can!!!! I used to do it in class ALL the time to throw off the teacher and get a cheap laugh.

Spookymuffin said:

I'm trying to do it now without results

ZombieKitten said:

OMG so am I

ZombieKitten said:

OMG so am I

jami0mckay said:

I am resorting to armpit farts

I think your yahoo crashed Jamie, you've been typing for 45 minutes now

jami0mckay said:

You have to make a vacuum with your palms and squeeze the air out.

Spookymuffin said:

would it work better with damp hands? mine are so dry

ZombieKitten said:

perhaps.

ZombieKitten said:

perhaps.

Spookymuffin said:

I'm a bit of a spaz when it comes to these things though, I can't snap my fingers either

ZombieKitten said:

I can't roll my R's rrrrr

jami0mckay said:

I can roll my arse

jami0mckay said:

I can roll my arse

ZombieKitten said:

I can throw up stones.

Spookymuffin said:

go on then, keith richards please.

jami0mckay said:

Spookymuffin said:

thanks for that

jami0mckay said:

Getting out the shoulders was horrible.

Spookymuffin said:

knew I should have said mick jagger, he's skinnier