Ex-Moderator | LittleSmedley said: LittleSmedley said: All the time, it happened yesterday actually. I was walking along singing "Umbrella", in the style of Liam Gallagher, and there was a hidden women in a shop doorway. I had to pretend I was talking to a friend on a hands-free
in the style of liam gallagher. |
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LittleSmedley said: LittleSmedley said: All the time, it happened yesterday actually. I was walking along singing "Umbrella", in the style of Liam Gallagher, and there was a hidden women in a shop doorway. I had to pretend I was talking to a friend on a hands-free
in the style of liam gallagher. was she hidden like 'wheres waldo' ? | |
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LittleSmedley said: LittleSmedley said: All the time, it happened yesterday actually. I was walking along singing "Umbrella", in the style of Liam Gallagher, and there was a hidden women in a shop doorway. I had to pretend I was talking to a friend on a hands-free
in the style of liam gallagher. Hawt. I wish that I could hear this rendition of the song [Edited 9/18/07 7:10am] | |
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jami0mckay said: LittleSmedley said: in the style of liam gallagher. was she hidden like 'wheres waldo' ? she was like the freaky looking midget in "Don't Look Now" | |
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: in the style of liam gallagher. Hawt. I wish that I could here this rendition of the song [Edited 9/18/07 6:57am] | |
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LittleSmedley said: jami0mckay said: was she hidden like 'wheres waldo' ? she was like the freaky looking midget in "Don't Look Now" OMG that gave me nightmare for years! how long did you have to speak like liam gallagher for? | |
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jami0mckay said: LittleSmedley said: she was like the freaky looking midget in "Don't Look Now" OMG that gave me nightmare for years! how long did you have to speak like liam gallagher for? approximately 5 seconds | |
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LittleSmedley said: jess555ja said: Hawt. I wish that I could [Edited 9/18/07 6:57am] Gah, I can't spell. I meant hear | |
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LittleSmedley said: jami0mckay said: OMG that gave me nightmare for years! how long did you have to speak like liam gallagher for? approximately 5 seconds I once pretended to be from dublin for a whole evening to impress a girl | |
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: Gah, I can't spell. I meant heer jess555ja have you been sniffing marker pens again? | |
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LittleSmedley said: jess555ja said: Gah, I can't spell. I meant heer jess555ja have you been sniffing marker pens again? You edited it And no. I was drinking wine . . . I'm kidding. It's only 10:15 AM | |
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Yes!! This happens to me all the time, I work odd hours at work because of my kids schedule. I can come in late at night, if I went home early etc. Many a time I am in my office late at night singing what ever Prince song is in my mind at the moment, and I will look around and see the cleaning lady staring at me. | |
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OmG YeS, I was walking up the road
and all I can say is 'you never f*k wit 22 I f*ked wit 22, You hate me I hate you so go fall in ditch | |
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I've done it while listening to my iPod. I forget that everyone else can hear me. heehee. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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When I worked in a retail store one time, love shack came on and I couldn't resist, I wasn't singing loud more of a lip sync but a wild one. I didn't think anyone saw me till I looked up and 2 cuties were walking by, I just smiled like I didn't care. | |
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I once farted in one of those after-hours automated bank lobbies. I thought I was alone but hadn't realised that a young couple and their baby had swiped in behind me. It was smelly too.
I was so embarrassed that I pretended to be a German tourist, complete with dubious Eurotrash accent. | |
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Justin1972UK said: I once farted in one of those after-hours automated bank lobbies. I thought I was alone but hadn't realised that a young couple and their baby had swiped in behind me. It was smelly too.
I was so embarrassed that I pretended to be a German tourist, complete with dubious Eurotrash accent. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Justin1972UK said: I once farted in one of those after-hours automated bank lobbies. I thought I was alone but hadn't realised that a young couple and their baby had swiped in behind me. It was smelly too.
I was so embarrassed that I pretended to be a German tourist, complete with dubious Eurotrash accent. In class at the university I once pressed the palms of my hands (which I kept under the table) together in such a way that they produced a pretty loud farting noise. Some people looked over in my direction but didn't say anything. So then I got the bright idea to do a couple more of the hand farts to show that it was actually my hands that made them, but they sounded so believable that people just thought I kept farting for real! Nobody said anything though, so I didn't get the chance to explain. | |
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retina said: In class at the university I once pressed the palms of my hands (which I kept under the table) together in such a way that they produced a pretty loud farting noise. Some people looked over in my direction but didn't say anything. So then I got the bright idea to do a couple more of the hand farts to show that it was actually my hands that made them, but they sounded so believable that people just thought I kept farting for real! Nobody said anything though, so I didn't get the chance to explain. There should be a word to define that scenario! I've done it with squeaky chairs. You find yourself wriggling around like an epileptic, just to prove that it was the chair which made the noise and not your bottom. | |
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Justin1972UK said: retina said: In class at the university I once pressed the palms of my hands (which I kept under the table) together in such a way that they produced a pretty loud farting noise. Some people looked over in my direction but didn't say anything. So then I got the bright idea to do a couple more of the hand farts to show that it was actually my hands that made them, but they sounded so believable that people just thought I kept farting for real! Nobody said anything though, so I didn't get the chance to explain. There should be a word to define that scenario! I've done it with squeaky chairs. You find yourself wriggling around like an epileptic, just to prove that it was the chair which made the noise and not your bottom. Exactly! The worst version of that is if you're talking to someone on the phone when it happens because then they can't even see the chair and therefore don't have a chance to make the connection. They just hear talk talk talk and then suddenly FART! | |
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retina said: The worst version of that is if you're talking to someone on the phone when it happens because then they can't even see the chair and therefore don't have a chance to make the connection. They just hear talk talk talk and then suddenly FART!
We should call it "Scheissenfraude". | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Justin1972UK said: retina said: The worst version of that is if you're talking to someone on the phone when it happens because then they can't even see the chair and therefore don't have a chance to make the connection. They just hear talk talk talk and then suddenly FART!
We should call it "Scheissenfraude". damn it!!!! let's try it again!!!! I think Gilda Radner did a skit like that on SNL back in the day. I think she's at a job interview and accidentally moves her chair in a way that made a farting noise. She spends the remainder of the interview moving her chair around the room trying to make the same noise, to no avail. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Now even the org is farting. And it's very noticable. | |
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retina said: Now even the org is farting. And it's very noticable.
Thank you. I hope it's just not me.....I did have Mexican for lunch though.... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Meggy and I were in my car in a grocery store parking lot singing along to "The Globe" by Big Audio Dynamite. Well, singing and dancing the bakra as best as we could sitting in the car.
We were having a lot of fun until we noticed a man just standing and staring at us. you know, like he had never seen people doing the bakra in a car before. We just looked at him and then at each other and started laughing so hard it was difficult to breathe. The poor man just walked away shaking his head. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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I'd just finished watching "Who's Line Is It Anyway" and I went into the bathroom, came out and started singing a song hoe down style. Turns out my mum was just around the corner | |
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Justin1972UK said: retina said: In class at the university I once pressed the palms of my hands (which I kept under the table) together in such a way that they produced a pretty loud farting noise. Some people looked over in my direction but didn't say anything. So then I got the bright idea to do a couple more of the hand farts to show that it was actually my hands that made them, but they sounded so believable that people just thought I kept farting for real! Nobody said anything though, so I didn't get the chance to explain. There should be a word to define that scenario! I've done it with squeaky chairs. You find yourself wriggling around like an epileptic, just to prove that it was the chair which made the noise and not your bottom. omg I was wearing curduroy pants to a weekly department meeting and I slipped back into my chair a bit and it sounded like I let rip so loud! my boss lost her train of thought and then the art director said "Charlotte!!" and everyone stared and I blushed beet red and said feebly "it's my new cord pants!" and I don't think that convinced anyone | |
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All the time, man. Whenever I hear a song playing I like, I'll start humming or singing or dancing around. I can't help it. The only place I really get embarassed when I'm caught is work though. Customers are never as understanding as friends and family are. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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