Elton John

McKay and Muffin, get to the back of the class!

This is a serious question that has been troubling me for some time

LittleSmedley said:

the others laughed too!

LittleSmedley said:

Why? Did you catch your dad in bed with him?

Spookymuffin said:

I was being serious, the macarena is my response to a crisis situation

jess555ja said:

no, I caught him sucking off Boy George once though

jami0mckay said:

"OH MY GOD BIN LADEN IS BACK"

*pause*

"One-and-a-two-and-a-three Macarena!"

LittleSmedley said:

LittleSmedley said:

Oh.

Ask..will this be my new step-mommy, and when do I get my unlimited credit card!

I'd be so excited because then I could get Mr. John to play me some tunes on the piano.

hokie1 said:

No doubt a song about the process of arse-invading your hubby, though.

Spookymuffin said:

My hubby does have a nice arse.

hokie1 said:

Is that a permission slip for Elton?

Spookymuffin said:

Sure. I'd do anything for some free tunes.

hokie1 said:

whore.

hokie1 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Yeah, I'd whore him out.

hokie1 said:

so let's get this straight hokie. You are saying, in exchange for some free songs, you would let Elton John have sex with your husband.

LittleSmedley said:

Yeah. So? I thought this was about my dad being in bed with Elton John? How did it turn into my husband?

hokie1 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Do you think your husband would be the giver, or the taker?

would he indulge in foreplay with Sir Elton?

LittleSmedley said:

OK, I can't do this. He would never ever ever get in bed with Elton. My husband is straighter than straight.



BUT, if you're pinning me down for an answer. He'd be the giver.

hokie1 said:

Is he a homophobe?

Spookymuffin said:

No, he's not a homophobe. He just isn't in any way attracted to men.

hokie1 said:

Damn, I was trying to make you squirm and get all "no he loves gay people!" about it.