Have you or anyone you know had colonic irrigation? Did you feel the benefit of it?

i was there in the room with my brother while he underwent the procedure supposedly to support him. i ended up puking 3 minutes through it

Never had one but I hear that they are good for you.

I'd do it.

I thought about getting one until I saw this one episode of Jackass on MTV that reeeeally turned me off from the idea. I think it was either Steve-O or Johnny Knoxville that got one for everyone to see....

JDInteractive said:

2 of my old bosses used to get them 3 times a yr and swore by them - always offered to pay for mine though I never took them up on it

No. Would not do that.

I don't relish the idea of a tube being shoved up my arse, but i'd do it. just for the feeling of cleanliness people say you have afterwards. The idea of being 100% shit free is appealing.

hokie1 said:

Really? Why not?

You know that feces can become impacted? I'd rather get over the embarrassment of having the procedure done and get that shit out - literally.

JustErin said:

Uh, because my bottom is not up for being invaded by a large hose. I know you can have constipation, but I eat a lot of fiber.

hokie1 said:

hokie1 said:

Oh ok.

I personally don't want any part of my body invaded for a medical procedure but I'll do it, of course, for overall wellness.

LittleSmedley said:

Why the sour face?

hokie1 said:[quote]

LittleSmedley said:

it's a disappointed face

JustErin said:

All I would say is:

I would have a colonic irrigation, but the "well-beingness" aspect goes WAY over my head. I'd say it's artificially enhanced well-being. We've existed for thousands of years without needed colonic irrigations, I'd hardly say they're necessary!

JustErin said:

Wellness shmellness. I'd only do it if my life depended on it. Fiber people!! If you eat enough of it you'll have no need for shoving a hose up your butt.

LittleSmedley said:[quote]

hokie1 said:

Why are you disappointed at my statement?

Spookymuffin said:

I never said it was necessary.

hokie1 said:

never mind

hokie1 said:

except it's "fibre"

JustErin said:

I know you didn't, but some people swear by it!

Spookymuffin said:

That's British speak...I'm not British

Anything to lose a couple of pounds.

LittleSmedley said:

hokie1 said:

It can't be - the spellcheck on my firefox is american english and it didn't flag it.

Can I post a lyric that suits my mood?

NWH is in the house
to tell you punk little suckers what it's all about
When it comes to butts we are the masters
Ain't a butt with a kitty in front gettin past us
But there's a part of the butt that we want to introduce
it's nasty and wet and it's called booty juice

Chorus
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice

Booty juice comes right from the source
Whats the source an ass of curse
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
It's fresh an meaty all pasturized
But I always rise when I tap the thighs
'Cause I like'm big , I like'm greasy
I like'm round and I like'm easy
I like'm when the girls steps on the floor
Shake'n them booties just like a ho
I like it when it shakes in the pants so loose
but I love it when it's drippin -- that booty juice

Chorus

When booty juice falls gotta go for yours
When it's really wet you gotta mop the floor
When I look fine fade to dance
I make my decision by the shape of her pants
Cause the bigger the butt, the bigger the shake
the bigger the shake, the more it's gonna make that booty juice
Ain't made by hand but yes it does come from a can
Pop it open and take a sip careful not to catch you lip
In a can is where the river runs and quench your thirst between those buns

Chorus

See I like the fit with the nasty ass
the kind that hums when the shit goes past
Grab a cheek when the girl goes by
slap it hard make the booty juice fly
Yo baby doll pull down those tight draws
when your butt expands it'll slap the walls
I'll grab it from front and from behind
we'll do the nasty and do the grind
slip and slide all over the sheets
cause booty juice is just like grease
Buck so hard that your butt gets wet
put that ass in full effect
Take off those draws, take off that lace
have a seat on my face and let me taste
That booty juice
[Edited 9/17/07 8:39am]

JDInteractive said:

Ancient Egyptians did it.

JDInteractive said:

I had a colonic once. It was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever done. I was dieting anD was told by a co-worker that it helps your body lose weight.

Didnt do anything but make me sick. Just once and NEVER AGAIN

hokie1 said:

I know why

JDInteractive said:

Micheal Jackson did it.

I had what I thought was going to be a colonic once.


If it feels like more than 2 fingers...it's probably a dick.