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Before and after marriage Before marriage -
Him: Finally, I've been waiting for it my whole life! Her: Do you want me to leave? Him: No way! Don't even think about it! Her: Do you love me? Him: Of course! Always! Her: Have you ever cheated on me? Him: What?! Absolutely not! Her: Will you have sex just with me? Him: Every chance I get. Her: Will you hit me? Him: Are you crazy?! Her: Can I trust you? Him: Yes. Her: My love! After marriage - Just read the same thing from bottom to top.  | |
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Ariel you must be bored 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorThat's actually the way it works. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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