But couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother,
gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom
if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think ?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you
think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mom replies, "Ok, go on then and tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

I should probably get some sleep, I read that and thought "that's funny, I should post that on the org"

This reminds me.... when I first discovered my man bits, well they were boy bits back then I snooped in my stepdad's stuff and found some gel but gave up after like an hour cuz nothing would happen. That was the shit with the novacain in it to deaden your dick so you could last for hours

ok ok


I'll do it to myself

lol it was a good 'un

This isn't a good sign for my thread's chances lol ...

emm said:

A loyal fan

Byron said:

Byron said:

There's always hope Byron