My belt from Guess of Course: !





So I went to Chicago this weekend and a friend got all generous and shit and bought me an outfit from Guess! So I go out the next morning for shopping and I'm walking down State Street in Downtown Chicago and I see this tour bus pull to the sidewalk and the driver is waving his hands and rambling excitedly. But I was kind of far away and couldn't hear him because I had my headphones on.

But he was acting so hectic that I turned around to see what was happening behind me. Nothing. I ignored him and kept walking towards the bus and I'm getting closer and he is still waving his hands and acting all frantic and so I turn again to see what he's all excited about and I still don't see anything.

So I kept walking and finally I'm close enough to notice he is looking at me and still like flipping out behind the bus windshield I'm thinkin uh-oh, maybe I just broke a law or something and now I'm kind of scared and I pull my headphones out of my ear and walk up to the bus door which is open and by this time, the passengers on the sidewalk side had their heads out looking to see what all the commotion is about.

The Bus Driver: Oh my God!!! Where did you get that belt!

From Guess

You look like such a rockstar!

Well, I kind of am, just without the band

WTH!

omg you are so hot and you ARE a rock star.....can I be one of your groupies?

EverSoulicious said:

You're one of my stable of broads I use for my pleasure! Can you sing backup vocals?

i think i need to pay the $19.95 for the other half of that video now

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yep and YAY!!!!!

emm said:

My first customer is free

Ok-what else was going on down there to make them look down towards your belt

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ThreadCula said:

Girl, I was just walkin! I thought I broke the law or somethin the way that tourguide was flipping out He was just an old queen turned crow bedazzled by the glitter I got about 10 compliments on it that day. I love this belt

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

U do look good!

ThreadCula said:

Supa, you are my hero!!!!! Hahahahahah!!!

Cuz ur funky.

it's definitely the brown lip liner...

Slave2daGroove said:

Fucker

ThreadCula said:

OK, this totally reminds me.....

When I was in my early 20s I did hair shows and did manequinn modeling in storefront windows. So one day we were at this restaurant where we were going to do a fashion show and we were practicing our walks down this ramp they had built for us. So the girls were in line and one by one they walked down the ramp and the director kept telling them to put more *mph* in their walk. Finally exasperated he yells

Richard! Get up there and show these girls how to strut!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's funny, until you brought it up close and personal with circles and arrows, I never noticed it.

You're too cool!
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Slave2daGroove said:

I look like I never wipe my mouth! How horrendous for me

See! you can see those stupid lip stains even in that horror shot! Oh Jess, only you could ever get me to expose that living nightmare that is that pic

And Slave, you are evil!

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Supa, your just self-conscious, it's not like it's a milk mustache! Maybe you could grow a 70s porn mustache

I'll edit that post, I mean it's not like I was the one who posted it on the fuck face thread

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I didn't have to push you very hard to get that pic




You look hot. That belt rocks.

That is a great picture, and you do look like a rock star!

I just said in Spookyben's thread that I wouldn't kill myself but seeing this pic reminds me of a reason I might.... you're the hottest man on Earth and you're GAY!!!

Ghat dammit

So now we all think you SHOULD be a popstar.

What's stopping you? An
d don't say 'I can't sing' cuz we all know Madonna.

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

It is a hot belt, though.