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PrintableThis thread has taught me nothing I didn't already know except the fact that I think a few of you are stalking me mother.  | |
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how come you didn't say my name in the begginning..i was 17 when i first joined the org.. | |
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weepingwall said: how come you didn't say my name in the begginning..i was 17 when i first joined the org..
You were well beyond your years, and ascended to a level of enlightenment folks in their 40's could only hope to obtain. | |
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You know your health education teacher? That motherF@CKER's lying about milk being good for you. It will slowly kill you.
And I'm being dead serious this time. | |
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weepingwall said: how come you didn't say my name in the begginning..i was 17 when i first joined the org..
I was 14. and I turned 15 like a few days later lol. I'll turn 16 on the org.  | |
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When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. | |
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SaraWright10 said: weepingwall said: how come you didn't say my name in the begginning..i was 17 when i first joined the org..
I was 14. and I turned 15 like a few days later lol. I'll turn 16 on the org. Are you going to have a sweet sixteen or is that not your thing? I didn't have one  | |
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Imago said: weepingwall said: how come you didn't say my name in the begginning..i was 17 when i first joined the org..
You were well beyond your years, and ascended to a level of enlightenment folks in their 40's could only hope to obtain. your words melt me. to quote karen walker from will and grace..."what you said,that made me all misty.down there" [Edited 9/13/07 19:12pm] | |
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Read this book. No need for any nut kicking. They won't get that far..
Don't pass judgement org, until you read it. | |
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jess555ja said: SaraWright10 said:
I was 14. and I turned 15 like a few days later lol. I'll turn 16 on the org. Are you going to have a sweet sixteen or is that not your thing? I didn't have one DISCLAIMER SARAH, and the REST OF YOU.. DO NOT READ MY POST BELOW. THANKS . It's is DIRECTED AT JESS With your breasts, every day is cause for celebration. | |
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Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. MURDERER!  | |
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Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. hhahaha! That's what's happening now! I got my permit and my mom congratulated me but when we're driving she goes nuts! Cusses at me and everything and im like SHUT UP OR IM SIDE SWIPING THE NEXT VEHICLE ON YOUR SIDE!!! and a dog ran in front of me last friday 
and instead of my almost killing it, i almost threw my dad out the window when i slammed on the breaks  | |
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Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. 
I got into a car accident a couple of weeks after I got my license.  Don't dance and drive Sara!!! You'll lose concentration.  | |
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evenstar3 said: Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. MURDERER! I was so traumatized the first time it happenned. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it's one leg fluttering like it was fanning it's balls or something. I had to turn my car around and finish the poor thing off so it wouldn't' suffer. I got to first period in school late, and my teacher asked me where the hell I was. I was all distraught and answered, "I was like killing this squirrel...."... It took a bit of backtracking and explaining after that.
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Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. I shouldn't be laughing so hard right now "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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You guys give crappy ass advice. We're all going to jail. | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: MURDERER! I was so traumatized the first time it happenned. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it's one leg fluttering like it was fanning it's balls or something. I had to turn my car around and finish the poor thing off so it wouldn't' suffer. I got to first period in school late, and my teacher asked me where the hell I was. I was all distraught and answered, "I was like killing this squirrel...."... It took a bit of backtracking and explaining after that.
grammar edit [Edited 9/13/07 19:10pm] My high school boyfriend once ran over a snake and it was all flailing all over the side of the road and I felt sooooo bad for it. |
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Imago said: When you're in college AVOID doing drugs at all cost.
You may think it's all fun and dandy and stuff, but one day, and trust me on this, .... one day it will be your turn to treat. And your broke ass doesn't want that, TRUST ME! i broke that rule already..circa high school, senior year. | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: MURDERER! I was so traumatized the first time it happenned. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it's one leg fluttering like it was fanning it's balls or something. I had to turn my car around and finish the poor thing off so it wouldn't' suffer. I got to first period in school late, and my teacher asked me where the hell I was. I was all distraught and answered, "I was like killing this squirrel...."... It took a bit of backtracking and explaining after that.
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i've never hit anything. | |
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Imago said: jess555ja said: Are you going to have a sweet sixteen or is that not your thing? I didn't have one DISCLAIMER SARAH, and the REST OF YOU.. DO NOT READ MY POST BELOW. THANKS . It's is DIRECTED AT JESS With your breasts, every day is cause for celebration. "Tell me about it, stud"  | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: MURDERER! I was so traumatized the first time it happenned. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it's one leg fluttering like it was fanning it's balls or something. I had to turn my car around and finish the poor thing off so it wouldn't' suffer. I got to first period in school late, and my teacher asked me where the hell I was. I was all distraught and answered, "I was like killing this squirrel...."... It took a bit of backtracking and explaining after that.
grammar edit [Edited 9/13/07 19:10pm] Oh no | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: I was so traumatized the first time it happenned. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it's one leg fluttering like it was fanning it's balls or something. I had to turn my car around and finish the poor thing off so it wouldn't' suffer. I got to first period in school late, and my teacher asked me where the hell I was. I was all distraught and answered, "I was like killing this squirrel...."... It took a bit of backtracking and explaining after that.
grammar edit [Edited 9/13/07 19:10pm] My high school boyfriend once ran over a snake and it was all flailing all over the side of the road and I felt sooooo bad for it. I saw some asshole in front of me do that to a common indigo snake here. He swerved his car into the oncoming traffic lane (though no cars were headed in that direction) just so he could run over the snake. I was traumatized and pissed. I mean, I'm not particularly found of snakes, but what's the point in indulging in that type of cruelty? Actually, when I was really young, I once had an insect concentration camp And seriously, it haunts me till this day. | |
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ThreadCula said: Imago said: When you finally get your license to drive, your parents will congratulate you. They're lying--they're actually scared shitless and so are the rest of us.
Oh, if you happen to run over a squirrel while driving, and it's legs are still fluttering. Please turn the car around and finish the job. That happens from time to time when you start driving. I shouldn't be laughing so hard right now Where is that cute ass gif of you laughing when I need it. | |
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i like this imago..you feel like an org mother to me...thought i like the surrealist humor of dan...i like imago(but not in that way that he thinks)..wee!! | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: My high school boyfriend once ran over a snake and it was all flailing all over the side of the road and I felt sooooo bad for it. I saw some asshole in front of me do that to a common indigo snake here. He swerved his car into the oncoming traffic lane (though no cars were headed in that direction) just so he could run over the snake. I was traumatized and pissed. I mean, I'm not particularly found of snakes, but what's the point in indulging in that type of cruelty? Actually, when I was really young, I once had an insect concentration camp And seriously, it haunts me till this day.We went back to it and there was nothign we could do, we got out of the car to see how bad it was and everything. Then he killed it with a golf club or something from his trunk.  I didn't like that. |
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weepingwall said: i like this imago..you feel like an org mother to me...thought i like the surrealist humor of dan...i like imago(but not in that way that he thinks)..wee!!
I have absolutely no clue what you kids say with that urban dictionary lingo of yours, but I'm somehow deeply flattered.  | |
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KatSkrizzle said: Read this book. No need for any nut kicking. They won't get that far..
Don't pass judgement org, until you read it. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: I saw some asshole in front of me do that to a common indigo snake here. He swerved his car into the oncoming traffic lane (though no cars were headed in that direction) just so he could run over the snake. I was traumatized and pissed. I mean, I'm not particularly found of snakes, but what's the point in indulging in that type of cruelty? Actually, when I was really young, I once had an insect concentration camp And seriously, it haunts me till this day.We went back to it and there was nothign we could do, we got out of the car to see how bad it was and everything. Then he killed it with a golf club or something from his trunk. I didn't like that.That's pretty fucked up. These creatures could have been our children, our mothers, or fathers in innumerable lifetimes past. | |
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two words: birth control. always~! (okay three words) | |
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