Sarah honey.

Like so many other orgers who have grown up in the General discussion forum, like SpookyMuffin, Theo, evenstar3, and Byron (though that was back during the 'green screen' days of computing), you'll contribute to this forum in ways you never dreamed possible.


So this thread is dedicated to you!

I want all of us orgers who are above the age of 30..oh hell, why not, 25 or so.. of fuckit, if you're out of high school, you can join in!--to give advice to these kids!



My advice:..

1) If a boy tells you he loves you, kick him in the nuts. He's lying.
That doesn't mean you're not deserving of love. You most certainly are. It just means he needs a good nut kickin'.






god to good edit
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"boys are yucky"

Stay in school 'cause it's cool

Report strange rashes to your local health authority before they turn into skin bloopers.

ME?















Hmm, I was always taught NOT to kick boys in the balls, it can lead to infertility.

but I'm sure you're right!

"Silence is Golden"

Crack is wack

Never EVER let trendy looking grownups see you using a cellphone. They won't think you look cool using it, but that you're parents let their kids get out of control. It automatically makes you hated! However, when around folks your age, flaunt it around other girls you hate. Make them think you're making fun of their shoes while talking about it to somebody more popular than them. You can totally laugh about it later in your 10 year reunion.

oh my god, yes. boys lie and lie and lie. but so do girls.

PEOPLE SUCK.

Only YOU can prevent forest fires

evenstar3 said:

Spoken like a battle hardened old hag

ThreadCula said:

ThreadCula said:

Imago said:

ThreadCula said:

Imago said:

i'm not that old!

evenstar3 said:

Actually using SpookyMuffin as a 'good' example of someone growing up on the org might be leading her down a very dark path indeed.

Keep yourself clean while you go thru school, then drink smoke and fuck as much and as many as you can.

SaraWright10 said:

do you know "get down low and go, go, go?" I think that is what you do in a house fire

ThirdandFinal said:

oh

my

god.



She's only 15!

My mum told me when I was a teen that knee-high boots are only for sluts. Don't believe it!

Imago said:

prince at a young age does...interesting things to your mind.

If you go to college and live in a dorm, buy earplugs.I repeat, buy earplugs. You'll thank me later.


Avoid Frat boys. They're bad news

ThirdandFinal said:

YOU
SOUND
LIKE
MY





MOTHER.

jess555ja said:

industrial ones try Howard Leight brand

THIS is EMO!

SaraWright10 said:

OMFG

Imago said:

jess555ja said:

99% of the time, yup.

unless you completely trust the person you're rooming with, DON'T share a bedroom in a dorm.

When you're in college AVOID doing drugs at all cost.

You may think it's all fun and dandy and stuff, but one day, and trust me on this, .... one day it will be your turn to treat. And your broke ass doesn't want that, TRUST ME!