ZombieKitten said:

retina said:

You must be. Nobody else would think of a term like "male camel-toe".

I thought that was a moose knuckle

ZombieKitten said:

retina said:

You must be. Nobody else would think of a term like "male camel-toe".

I thought that was a moose knuckle

JustErin said:

Those women are lying.

Size matters.

DanceWme said:

Lothan said:

Size doesn't matter if you have the skills to back it up.

And a lethal tongue

HereToRockYourWorld said:

JustErin said:

Those women are lying.

Size matters.

[i]

Correct.

"I like big dicks and I cannot lie. . ."

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

[i]

Correct.

"I like big dicks and I cannot lie. . ."

Hi sweety!

Slave2daGroove said:

That was awesome. That cougar at the end was getting flush and enjoying looking at it, yeah, it matters.

From what I've been told size matters only if you're packing a roll of dimes, which makes me laugh. As a woman or a man, when someone pulls out a little dick for sex, how do you not laugh in their face?

Lothan said:

Slave2daGroove said:

That was awesome. That cougar at the end was getting flush and enjoying looking at it, yeah, it matters.

From what I've been told size matters only if you're packing a roll of dimes, which makes me laugh. As a woman or a man, when someone pulls out a little dick for sex, how do you not laugh in their face?

cuz it's not funny?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Lothan said:

cuz it's not funny?

Woman, I love you.

I've not felt an urge to LAUGH at the less-well-endowed -- shit, it ain't their fault, and I wouldn't want them laughing at my giant ass or National Geographic tits -- but I have been a bit disappointed. Even when they were good lovers otherwise. I'd never tell THEM that, though.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Woman, I love you.

I've not felt an urge to LAUGH at the less-well-endowed -- shit, it ain't their fault, and I wouldn't want them laughing at my giant ass or National Geographic tits -- but I have been a bit disappointed. Even when they were good lovers otherwise. I'd never tell THEM that, though.

@ National Georgraphic tits.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Lothan said:

cuz it's not funny?

Woman, I love you.

I've not felt an urge to LAUGH at the less-well-endowed -- shit, it ain't their fault, and I wouldn't want them laughing at my giant ass or National Geographic tits -- but I have been a bit disappointed. Even when they were good lovers otherwise. I'd never tell THEM that, though.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

@ National Georgraphic tits.

It's true. They're a nice size, but they don't stand up in that nice round pointy-nippled porn-star way. Thank gawd for good bras. I need scaffolding.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

It's true. They're a nice size, but they don't stand up in that nice round pointy-nippled porn-star way. Thank gawd for good bras. I need scaffolding.

No you don't!!!!!

They should make bras for testicles 'cause they can get in the way.

EverSoulicious said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

No you don't!!!!!

They should make bras for testicles 'cause they can get in the way.

what do you think they would be called?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

It's true. They're a nice size, but they don't stand up in that nice round pointy-nippled porn-star way. Thank gawd for good bras. I need scaffolding.

No you don't!!!!!

They should make bras for testicles 'cause they can get in the way.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

EverSoulicious said:

what do you think they would be called?

I don't know but unfortunately I would be an A size.....

Teste-zier.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

@ National Georgraphic tits.

It's true. They're a nice size, but they don't stand up in that nice round pointy-nippled porn-star way. Thank gawd for good bras. I need scaffolding.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

No you don't!!!!!

They should make bras for testicles 'cause they can get in the way.

Dude, I DO. You haven't seen 'em swinging free.

I've seen National Geographic testicles too. A Bra-Fer-Balls would be good.

EverSoulicious said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I don't know but unfortunately I would be an A size.....

Teste-zier.

or even better a ball-zier

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

EverSoulicious said:

or even better a ball-zier

Niiiiice!!!

I want Matthew McCaune-however-you-fucking-spell-it be the model. Roar.

EverSoulicious said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Niiiiice!!!

I want Matthew McCaune-however-you-fucking-spell-it be the model. Roar.

omg I have the perfect picture for that too

Lothan said:

EverSoulicious said:

omg I have the perfect picture for that too

So Matthew has a small package?

EverSoulicious said:

Lothan said:

So Matthew has a small package?

not sure but that looks like a man's hand

Lothan said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

It's true. They're a nice size, but they don't stand up in that nice round pointy-nippled porn-star way. Thank gawd for good bras. I need scaffolding.

I don't care what they look like. I wanna see them.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Lothan said:

I don't care what they look like. I wanna see them.

Lothan said:

EverSoulicious said:

omg I have the perfect picture for that too

So Matthew has a small package?

heybaby said:

Lothan said:

So Matthew has a small package?

thats exactly what i was thinking dont be sad

Lothan said:

heybaby said:

thats exactly what i was thinking dont be sad

I can't help it. My fantasy is ruined.