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Bra Removal Guide OBJECTIVE
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!" 2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging. 3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter. DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer. WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following: 1) "I really want to thank you for this." 2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger." 3) "Do you have any cereal?" Hope this has been helpful. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Though I thought you would actually tell us how the hook works. | |
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ArielB said: Though I thought you would actually tell us how the hook works. take each side and push them together towards the centre of her back, that unhooks them | |
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littlemissG said: 3) "Do you have any cereal?" a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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