OMG, is she still alive? I mean the one they made the movie about just last year?
Cause, I dreamed about her. It was uber wierd. CarrieMpls and Muse2noparoh were in it too.


Anyways, The dream starts off in BuckingWhore palace, and that's when I discover that I'm her great grandson. Besides the fact this would be scandalous and impossible in the eyes of the Royal family, while dreaming I need to state very strongly that 'suspension of disbelief' reigns supreme.

I was totally not thrilled about this because I was supposed to meet Muse and Carrie at the Museaum of Natural History, and how in the hell was I supposed to just hide the fact that my great grandma is the queen? It's hard enough to hide the fact that I'm a queen for fucks sake .

So, we get in her car, which is the bigass black thing that is one of those fancy cars--I have no clue, and I remember feeling like freezing to death in the ice cold car. We drive for miles in what seems the be the slowest ride of my life. The entire time I'm mortified folks might look in the car and see me.

We then walk into the Museum which is almost completely empty, and no Muse or Carrie in sight. The queen then warms up to me, talking away in a gingerly, if somewhat detached manner. The subject of Thailand comes up, and she goes into length about how she finds the aristocracy (monarchy) there too powerful, and how it should be more democratic, and how the coop of Tacksim was unjust, blah blah blah. I was polite cause she's the queen afterall, and well--my great grandma , but I kept wanting to say "Bitch, then do like your great grandma and grandad , and invade their asses and leave me out of this!"

Then she excused herself to go use the water closet.
I then went into the gift shop which was selling these really trendy punk-cat t-shirts (Which don't exist in real life, but were a figment of my dream world ), and finally ran into Muse & Carrie, who seemed to be completely unintersted that I was there. Which stunned me, cause in real life they fight like raving mad cats over my attention.
They were talking about how much fun they had in Greece together, and I realized that I wasn't even invited to that vacation.

Anyways, a good 20 or 30 minutes must have passed in my dream, and I realized the Queen..oh excuse me... my great grandma, was still in the bathroom. By the time I got to the water closet, there were two men, apparently museum security, dressed in fancy suits, being very rude to her (who was still in the stall, apparently on her cellphone arguing with her stockbroker (work with me people--this is my dream.).

Panicked, I approached one of the men, and explained that the person having that cellphone conversation in that filthy jankity water closet (why are bathrooms in london so nasty?) was none other than the Queen of England.

Mortified they backed off, and Muse and Carrie reappeared and asked me why I was standing in the women's bathroom.


There is more to the dream, but I've already forgotten it. All I know is that we ended up in the Miami International Airport, and the Queen was still on her cellphone.


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[Edited 9/9/07 9:27am]

.....and someone had the nerve to be jealous of our friendship!

ROFLMAO! I am so cracking up over here... I really love your new avvie.... It appears to be my reaction to your posts!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Imago said:

Ouch damn it! I hate those things!

my meeting Freddy Fender at the convenience store dream pales in comparison...

roodboi said:

My dream wasn't that eventful really. It pretty much sums the mood of me going to a public place with family (annoying conversation, being dissed by friends, and of course, run-ins with security. )

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

ThreadCula said:

Weren't you the one with that messed up org wedding dream?

Imago said:

Yep. The sprinklers came on and ruined your hair

ThreadCula said:

oh GAWD, you must find that link!



I remember now, Dani was all joyous cause she wore a bikini!

Imago said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/237308

ThreadCula said:

Funny.



I guess you prefer to dream about the Queen of England...

Very well.


Please remember to send your orgnotes to her,
next time you feel like having a lil dirty talk.

rushing07 said:

I really adore you.....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Than explain to me why you didn't invite me to your vacation in Greece....

You know how I love Greeks.
[Edited 9/9/07 10:59am]

rushing07 said:

Look, we both know those Greek boys I wasn't in the mood for the competition..... GET OVER IT!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

THAT'S IT! No Beastie Boy for you, princess.

rushing07 said:

Oh come on! You were in AmsterDAMNdam at the time! You aren't to wise to bring up the beastie boy incident either.... You almost ruined an amazing friendship before it damn started!

Conceptually, this is on par with some of my best material.

So what's up with you in the women's bathroom anyway?

CarrieMpls said:

You're back from toledo!!!

Imago said:

Did you miss me?

CarrieMpls said:

Did you miss me in Greece?

Imago said:

CarrieMpls said:

I missed you very very much!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I missed you too.

CarrieMpls said:

Dealing with Dan was almost unbareable whilst you were gone... It was just horrid.....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I'm soooo gonna send you pictures of my feet

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I can only imagine.