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Printablejami0mckay said: ZombieKitten said: I had a banana and 2 small apples arranged on my desk, as you can imagine, hoping my boss would notice and his neck would get all flushed as it does, and then me and Ebony would have something to giggle about for the rest of the week. 
My boss never saw it, and I forgot about my fruit display and a client came to see me and sat with me for an hour, every now and again stealing furtive glances at the arrangement, and I had to pretend I didn't notice it, because if I reached over to un-rearrange it I would have to GO THERE mentally and my client (most unattractive man) would know it   co- | |
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The days have all kinda morphed together into something I like to call.....
'Notherday..... as in "what day is today?" "'notherday!" 
 He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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reneGade20 said: The days have all kinda morphed together into something I like to call.....
'Notherday..... as in "what day is today?" "'notherday!"
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jami0mckay said: Christopher said: 
what happend?  well my girlfiends started a new job so our morning routine is a bit all over the place at the moment, so I quickly grabbed some oatibix and a banana and put them in a Tesco bag and ran for the bus. I put the bag on my lap as the bus gets busy. Now after 4 stops the bus is getting busier but no-ones sat next to me?? maybe i just look grumpy this morning i thought. After 8 stops the bus is really getting packed and I'm still sat by myself!! Now I usually get at least one MENTAL person sitting next to me going on about cheese or shoes or something! It wasn't until I moved the bag from my lap to ring the bell that I realised that the bag IN MY LAP and somehow got a small hole in it, and poking through that hole and pointed upwards was my banana!! oh the shame the shame! i'm just lucky no-one called the police  I expect you mean this post jami?
I am surprised nobody JUMPED on you! Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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MissMe said: jami0mckay said: well my girlfiends started a new job so our morning routine is a bit all over the place at the moment, so I quickly grabbed some oatibix and a banana and put them in a Tesco bag and ran for the bus. I put the bag on my lap as the bus gets busy. Now after 4 stops the bus is getting busier but no-ones sat next to me?? maybe i just look grumpy this morning i thought. After 8 stops the bus is really getting packed and I'm still sat by myself!! Now I usually get at least one MENTAL person sitting next to me going on about cheese or shoes or something! It wasn't until I moved the bag from my lap to ring the bell that I realised that the bag IN MY LAP and somehow got a small hole in it, and poking through that hole and pointed upwards was my banana!! oh the shame the shame! i'm just lucky no-one called the police I expect you mean this post jami?
I am surprised nobody JUMPED on you! well funnily enough I still got my own seat the day after | |
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