VEHICULAR ASSAULT

This month, on August 9, 2007, shortly after 1 PM someone deliberately tried to run me down with their car outside a plaza that is across from a mall that I have frequented since I was a kid, that is now coincidentally located on the same street as Madonna’s newly established Kabbalah Center in Miami.

I was instructed by a private investigator to make my important calls from payphones, as another private investigator confirmed that my phone line is wiretapped, as my family and I suspected. On August 9, 2007, I was about to use a payphone across from said mall, when out of nowhere a motorist deliberately hit the payphone with such force that it wrench it out of the ground, taking a huge slab of concrete with it. The motorist then sped away in the direction of the Kabbalah Center.