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Thread started 09/07/07 7:11pm

KatSkrizzle

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Wine = Health

>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria.
> >
> >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
> >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
> >coli, (E.
> >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1
> >kilo of poop.
> >
> >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
>
> >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
> >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> >
> >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
> >
> >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
> >water and be full of shit.
> >
> >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
> >it as a public service. : )
>
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Reply #1 posted 09/07/07 7:14pm

2the9s

In that case, I'm gonna get healthed up tonight!

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Reply #2 posted 09/07/07 7:16pm

MoniGram

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I am drinking lots of wine right now! giggle
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian mushy
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Reply #3 posted 09/07/07 7:20pm

horatio

KatSkrizzle said:

>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria.
> >
> >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
> >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
> >coli, (E.
> >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1
> >kilo of poop.
> >
> >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
>
> >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
> >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> >
> >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
> >
> >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
> >water and be full of shit.
> >
> >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
> >it as a public service. : )
>

wine or beer was much more like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha
back then than the poison you slurp down now.
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Reply #4 posted 09/07/07 7:32pm

KatSkrizzle

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horatio said:

KatSkrizzle said:

>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria.
> >
> >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
> >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
> >coli, (E.
> >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1
> >kilo of poop.
> >
> >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
>
> >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
> >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> >
> >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
> >
> >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
> >water and be full of shit.
> >
> >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
> >it as a public service. : )
>

wine or beer was much more like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha
back then than the poison you slurp down now.


How delicious! smile Looks kinda nasty
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Reply #5 posted 09/07/07 7:33pm

alwayslate

I should be healthy as an ox then.
I am a self-described wino.
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Reply #6 posted 09/07/07 8:44pm

babooshleeky

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woot! for WINE woot!
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Reply #7 posted 09/07/07 8:47pm

babooshleeky

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MoniGram said:

I am drinking lots of wine right now! giggle

YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!?

I am so shocked lol
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Reply #8 posted 09/07/07 10:00pm

MoniGram

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babooshleeky said:

MoniGram said:

I am drinking lots of wine right now! giggle

YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!?

I am so shocked lol


falloff lots of it tonight
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Reply #9 posted 09/07/07 10:07pm

violator

MoniGram said:

babooshleeky said:


YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!?

I am so shocked lol


falloff lots of it tonight


A whole bottle, as I recall...
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