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Wine = Health >As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria. > > > >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the > >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia > >coli, (E. > >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 > >kilo of poop. > > > >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, > > >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a > >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > > >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health > > > >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink > >water and be full of shit. > > > >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing > >it as a public service. : ) > | |
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In that case, I'm gonna get healthed up tonight!
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I am drinking lots of wine right now! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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KatSkrizzle said: >As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria. > > > >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the > >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia > >coli, (E. > >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 > >kilo of poop. > > > >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, > > >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a > >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > > >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health > > > >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink > >water and be full of shit. > > > >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing > >it as a public service. : ) > wine or beer was much more like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha back then than the poison you slurp down now. | |
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horatio said: KatSkrizzle said: >As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
> >freedom, in water there is bacteria. > > > >It was demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the > >end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia > >coli, (E. > >coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 > >kilo of poop. > > > >However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, > > >rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a > >purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > > >Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health > > > >Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink > >water and be full of shit. > > > >There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing > >it as a public service. : ) > wine or beer was much more like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha back then than the poison you slurp down now. How delicious! Looks kinda nasty | |
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I should be healthy as an ox then.
I am a self-described wino. | |
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for WINE | |
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MoniGram said: I am drinking lots of wine right now!
YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!? I am so shocked | |
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babooshleeky said: MoniGram said: I am drinking lots of wine right now!
YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!? I am so shocked lots of it tonight Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: babooshleeky said: YOU DRINK WINE?!?!?!? I am so shocked lots of it tonight A whole bottle, as I recall... | |
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