Well what is it? Ian...ready, set and get ready to go! YO!

I get to go first...ian...What female orger are you VERY interested in? And DONT think we dont know...

OCEANA said:

He is interested in me but is too shy , right Ian? C'mon confession time...

luv4u said:

...I just knew it...Hey the WORD gets around!

OCEANA said:

Don't embarrass me

OCEANA said:

Damn, I can't answer a question like that, I'm a married man. Anyway I'm not sure I could date a Prince fan, I mean, I'd feel quite immasculated if she had more bootlegs than me...

ian said:

ROLMAO!!! ...Intimidated huh ...Gotcha on the wife "married" thing...Wise answer .

OCEANA said:

Also the thing about dating a Princenut is that I'd always have to be second best to Prince, and that's no good at all!

Every time he toured in my neighbourhood I'd have to keep an eye on her... sounds like too much trouble to me!

BTW if we start an "Ask Oceana anything thread" am I allowed to ask what a sand-dollar is? I mean, I still don't know what it is! Somebody tell meee...

ian said:

Please dont start an "ask Oceana anything" thread...LOL...YOU WILL HAVE TO LOCK IT ANYWAY..

Ian:

If you had a choice of getting loaded up on cough syrup, vanilla extract or corn squeezins, which would you pick?

ian said:

OH...K...Go to www.seashells.com and go to Sand dollars/sealife...This will show you what a sand dollar is...And inside when broken open are 5 doves made of shell...In every sand dollar there are ONLY 5! ...You might go to ADDRESS on ur puter and type in Sand Dollar and it will lead you to "Legend of the sand dollar"......

IceNine said:

LOL...

IceNine said:

Well I guess it would have to be cough syrup, because I don't do vanilla Except for ice cream. And I don't know what a "corn squeezin" is but it sounds like something painful foot injury of some kind.

Ian...do you know where my car keys are??...

Thanks... 8)

wellbeyond said:

Check:

• Your jacket pockets, including the inside pockets
  
• The telephone table in the hall
  
• Your car
  

If it ain't there, you probably lost them in a pub and hopefully you'll be able to get them back if you're not banned from the place already.

Glad to be of some help!

Thank you, mon ami...what a valuable service you offer on this thread!!...

Ever had a homoerotic experience?

Alternatively, you can tell me what's your favorite brand of winter tires.

wellbeyond said:

Maybe we need a thread like "Ask Wellbeyond a question in the style of another Orger..." hmmm!
Ian

Ian, could you make it mandatory that WB posts nude photographs of himself in his profile?

Aerogram said:

Never had a homoerotic experience, but I do find myself singing along to the old musicals on TV at Christmas time. So, all the signs are there... it's just a matter of time really.

ian said:

Does ur wife know about this...

OCEANA said:

I'm gonna surprise her when IceNine and myself do our Barbara Streisland duet in full sequined ballgown. Classy!

I can't believe both Icenine and Ian never had a homoerotic experience. You'd think that, once in a while, a straight guy would lay eyes on a pretty man and spend like three seconds going "Hmmm... this guy is really gorgeous"

It happens to me with women all the time. I even prefer straigth porn to gay... ain't that a kick in the nuts?

Aerogram said:


Well you see, the problem with that is that while a gay man might view a pretty man as a potential mate or partner, a straight man such as myself would only ever view a gorgeous man as a threat and as competition for any eligible females in the vicinity

That's why I make a point of choosing friends who are less or equally attractive as myself.

That said,it is probably OK to be friends with good-looking men if they are gay, because his good looks and dress sense will reel the ladies in and they'll then accept me as second best, having been disappointed with the good looking guy's sexual preference and unwillingness to "be converted".

This merits further study.



Well at least you are keeping your options open and flexible

ian said:

You might have spoiled the surprise, my friend... you know that this news is going to spread like wildfire!



(and... Corn Squeezings is a backwoods reference to Moonshine!)

...COME ON NOW>...ask the guy what you what you have always wanted to know or ask...This is ur chance .. ...Speak now or forever hold your

BTW...How tall are you ian...and TELL THE TRUTH ..... and do you wear high heel shoes like Prince?

OCEANA said:

About 175cm, and I don't wear heels

ian said:

Sure you dont! I bet when ur wife walks out the door you have run to her closet...try on a pair just to see what it is really like to be Prince...LOL.....J/K!...BTW...175cm...Cool!