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Thread started 09/10/07 7:30pm

littlemissG

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Bra Removal Guide

OBJECTIVE
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED
1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"

Hope this has been helpful.
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Reply #1 posted 09/10/07 7:39pm

ArielB

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Though I thought you would actually tell us how the hook works. redface
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Reply #2 posted 09/10/07 7:40pm

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Reply #3 posted 09/10/07 7:43pm

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ArielB said:

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Though I thought you would actually tell us how the hook works. redface


take each side and push them together towards the centre of her back, that unhooks them
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Reply #4 posted 09/10/07 7:45pm

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Reply #5 posted 09/10/07 9:05pm

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Oh geez falloff
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Reply #6 posted 09/10/07 9:25pm

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littlemissG said:


3) "Do you have any cereal?"



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