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PrintableEverSoulicious said: Byron said: -If she doesn't take herself too seriously...
-If she does something really minor like bring me a Coke or bring me coffee without asking, or reach over and unlock my car door after I hold her door open for her... -If she assumes I mean what I say on the first time I say it...I don't want to have to say something eight times before they believe I'm being sincere lol... -She doesn't require me to help build up her self-esteem...makes complimenting her and bragging about her that much more pleasurable... -Likes to wear lingerie lol... I don't need all those things in a partner...but if some of them show up in a partner it'll make me smile even more...    And without being asked, too...  | |
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Byron said: EverSoulicious said: And without being asked, too... I aim to please | |
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JustErin said: Fauxie said: Oh shit!
I like women that do have a kind, thoughtful, caring instinct, but aren't just all over me and too nice or too willing to serve me when I'm invariably being selfish. I like a mordacious woman with spirit and passion who often doesn't like me and can really piss me off. Otherwise I get bored. I'm dull as hell so I need a mordacious woman. One who can lift shopping bags too and can take a joke.
. [Edited 9/1/07 19:54pm] It's funny though. If it's a female friend or relative or any female who is not my partner I like them to be nice and caring and reasonable. Easy to get on with and sensible. I like them to get on with me easily and really rather like me. It's only when it comes to a wife that I wish the woman to dislike me and be completely unreasonable. I see how the nice women of the org fit into all this because you'll notice I interact with absolute sweethearts that fall into that first category, but what about you? 
Somehow you're sort of in the potential wife bracket, unlike every other female orger or female friend I have, and I've made an exception. I could never be friends with you because you're a cunt, but I can interact with you. You'd never be interested in me so it works. I can see you disliking me and being unreasonable.  | |
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Fauxie said: JustErin said: It's funny though. If it's a female friend or relative or any female who is not my partner I like them to be nice and caring and reasonable. Easy to get on with and sensible. I like them to get on with me easily and really rather like me. It's only when it comes to a wife that I wish the woman to dislike me and be completely unreasonable. I see how the nice women of the org fit into all this because you'll notice I interact with absolute sweethearts that fall into that first category, but what about you?
Somehow you're sort of in the potential wife bracket, unlike every other female orger or female friend I have, and I've made an exception. I could never be friends with you because you're a cunt, but I can interact with you. You'd never be interested in me so it works. I can see you disliking me and being unreasonable. All male orger want to at one point or another tap that ass! Don't fall under her spell! lol Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: Fauxie said: It's funny though. If it's a female friend or relative or any female who is not my partner I like them to be nice and caring and reasonable. Easy to get on with and sensible. I like them to get on with me easily and really rather like me. It's only when it comes to a wife that I wish the woman to dislike me and be completely unreasonable. I see how the nice women of the org fit into all this because you'll notice I interact with absolute sweethearts that fall into that first category, but what about you?
Somehow you're sort of in the potential wife bracket, unlike every other female orger or female friend I have, and I've made an exception. I could never be friends with you because you're a cunt, but I can interact with you. You'd never be interested in me so it works. I can see you disliking me and being unreasonable. All male orger want to at one point or another tap that ass! Don't fall under her spell! lol She'd never let me. She might let me choke her or slap her but the thought of intimate things like kissing me make her nauseous. She'd hate for me to touch her tenderly. She has better taste in men than that and doesn't consider me particularly attractive. | |
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roodboi said: hokie1 said: 
Oh wait. I'm married. But, I've got a great rack. spice and gun racks dont count....  OK, I'll make it more clear....I've got great tits. | |
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xplnyrslf said: hokie1 said: Yeah, I have a kind of sarcastic sense of humor, so if someone can take some ribbing I like that.
They have to put up with my shoe obsession. If they like to cook for me that's good too. 
Oh yeah, and now I'm going to get a motorcycle, so if they like those that's great! Terminology for"donor mobiles".   Huh? | |
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hokie1 said: roodboi said: spice and gun racks dont count.... OK, I'll make it more clear....I've got great tits. I already know what he's going to say . . . . Prove it! 
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Fauxie said: JustErin said: It's funny though. If it's a female friend or relative or any female who is not my partner I like them to be nice and caring and reasonable. Easy to get on with and sensible. I like them to get on with me easily and really rather like me. It's only when it comes to a wife that I wish the woman to dislike me and be completely unreasonable. I see how the nice women of the org fit into all this because you'll notice I interact with absolute sweethearts that fall into that first category, but what about you?
Somehow you're sort of in the potential wife bracket, unlike every other female orger or female friend I have, and I've made an exception. I could never be friends with you because you're a cunt, but I can interact with you. You'd never be interested in me so it works. I can see you disliking me and being unreasonable. | |
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Fauxie said: karmatornado said: All male orger want to at one point or another tap that ass! Don't fall under her spell! lol She'd never let me. She might let me choke her or slap her but the thought of intimate things like kissing me make her nauseous. She'd hate for me to touch her tenderly. She has better taste in men than that and doesn't consider me particularly attractive. HAHAHAHA! Oh god, you're killing me here. | |
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if they try to understand me, make me laugh and do little things like surprise me in the middle of my day. | |
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hokie1 said: xplnyrslf said: Terminology for"donor mobiles". Huh?She's saying that they are dangerous. I'm selling my bike. Wanna buy? | |
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I love when I have a conversation with a guy about world affairs. smart men make me uber horny.
Oh, a really small thing but big effects: if a guy pulls out my chair in a restaurant. | |
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normally, just the fact that they are the opposite sex is brownie points enough.... | |
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being geeky enough to put up with my geekiness 
liking the same music i do/having an open mind about music a sense of humor i find genuinely funny any interest in politics | |
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Lothan said: I love when I have a conversation with a guy about world affairs. smart men make me uber horny.
Oh, a really small thing but big effects: if a guy pulls out my chair in a restaurant. | |
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evenstar3 said: being geeky enough to put up with my geekiness
liking the same music i do/having an open mind about music a sense of humor i find genuinely funny any interest in politics | |
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Oh I also like when someone knows how to talk in a second language, is close with family, likes to hike, and has a plump ass. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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hokie1 said: Lothan said: I love when I have a conversation with a guy about world affairs. smart men make me uber horny.
Oh, a really small thing but big effects: if a guy pulls out my chair in a restaurant. They don't make me horny per say, but they do make me wanna be around them. | |
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JustErin said: Fauxie said: She'd never let me. She might let me choke her or slap her but the thought of intimate things like kissing me make her nauseous. She'd hate for me to touch her tenderly. She has better taste in men than that and doesn't consider me particularly attractive. HAHAHAHA! Oh god, you're killing me here. With a terrible lapse in judgment and then a moment of clarity you'd make the perfect ex-wife for me. I could be so unhappy. | |
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karmatornado said: Oh I also like when someone knows how to talk in a second language, is close with family, likes to hike, and has a plump ass.
Oh hell yes | |
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Fauxie said: JustErin said: HAHAHAHA! Oh god, you're killing me here. With a terrible lapse in judgment and then a moment of clarity you'd make the perfect ex-wife for me. I could be so unhappy. I can just visualize the fights and the make up sex! Would make for a great porn film! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: Oh I also like when someone knows how to talk in a second language, is close with family, likes to hike, and has a plump ass.
yup, but only if their family is nice. | |
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JustErin said: hokie1 said: They don't make me horny per say, but they do make me wanna be around them. Your org dating topic is messed up. I can't post there. | |
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evenstar3 said: karmatornado said: Oh I also like when someone knows how to talk in a second language, is close with family, likes to hike, and has a plump ass.
yup, but only if their family is nice. i also like it when women are often times polar opposites of me!  Hint Hint! lolCarpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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JustErin said: hokie1 said: Huh?She's saying that they are dangerous. I'm selling my bike. Wanna buy? Yeah, I'll just trek all the way up where you are to buy it. Oh well, yes they are more dangerous than a car, but if I go out at least I will have been enjoying myself. | |
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hokie1 said: JustErin said: They don't make me horny per say, but they do make me wanna be around them. Your org dating topic is messed up. I can't post there. Don't rub my failure in my face!  | |
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karmatornado said: evenstar3 said: yup, but only if their family is nice. i also like it when women are often times polar opposites of me! Hint Hint! lolA slovenly, apathetic fat chick? | |
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