I am never naughty

i dont know natasha i ll have to get back to you.

Christopher said:

B & E back in the day...

I was very naughty on Tuesday and did all sorts of things I wouldnt normally do

I drank cocktails
Went to a gay bar
Went to a sex shop
And smoked some doobie

Much love Pochacco

I wouldn't even Know where to begin. Naughty is my Middle name.

feltbluish said:

b&e?

Worn assless pants to confession.

2the9s said:

did you confess to wearing them to confession?>

Christopher said:

Yeah, so I guess that's not so naughty.

Lleena im sorry i thought natasha started this thread sorry for the mix up.

SkletonKee said:

i baught whut he sole...

anonymous sex with a man i didn't know in the bathroom of Best Buy

AaronForever said:

the naughtiest part is he looked like my Calculus professor

Sorry, I can't tell that one on a family-oriented website.

Sighhh...Right about now, Lleena's at the Prince concert.

She better not be being too naughty!

I think she started this thread in anticipation of tonight!

00769BAD said:

right on brah...

Christopher said:

It's o.k Chris I forgive you!

2the9s said:

That thing with the chicken...

wellbeyond said:

Holy shit!!!

I thought I was the only one that did that kind of thing... I didn't even want to mention it... but... since you have broken the ice...

I once applied for a marriage license with a chicken, you know, in order to actually be married before having sexual intercourse... I was arrested instead. I then broke out of jail using a bar of soap carved into the shape of a gun and painted with shoe polish... much like Virgil Starkwell in "Take the Money and Run."

That was an embarrasing time for me...

IceNine said:

Shoulda tried Kentucky...

wellbeyond said:

Good point!

I think that you could get away with it in Arkansas as well, but you have to be a blood relative with the chicken in order to get approval.

wellbeyond said:

Welcome back wellbeyond! SO that's what you have been up to while you have been away.

IceNine said:

Remind me to send you "The Pervert's Guide To Marriage Laws In The U.S."...I find it comes in...handy...

Lleena said:

Thank you... ...

And I did that waaay before I joined the Org...

wellbeyond said:

In trade I will send you "Uncle Zed's Guide To Bestiality In The Ozark". I find it to be a scintillating read.

IceNine said:

You've got yourself a deal...!! Who says the Org is a waste of time...!?!

wellbeyond said:

Hey, did you get the new Spongebob Halloween DVD?

some other "naughty" things I've done for your reading pleasure:

kept a copy of "The Red Violin" from Blockbuster

peed, while drunk, at 3 in the am on my college roommate's stereo system

maxxed out a credit card and continued using it at places that used that machine that takes imprints of the card
(feltbluish @ party..."Who wants pizza? Its on me!!!")

unprotected sex w/ strangers

wore a hippy skirt and nothing else to a democratic rally in Charleston, WV

sold dimebags at the mall

4some

swindled unsuspecting chumps at pool in bars

peed in the swimming pool

had sex in a movie theatre

had sex in the hall of an apt building

had sex on the floor of the lounge of the 15th floor of my college dorm building

pulled over cars on country roads w/ that flashing red light you can buy at party/gag stores

scared the hell outta a bunch of little kids at my friends house when they were all having a sleepover

pierced my own left nipple and my navel (thrice!)

made out w/ a girlfriend's younger sister

lied to a cop and when they released me from questioning I asked if they had a donut or snack machine on the premises

THESE R ALL FACT OF COURSE, and I'm sure most of U have worse...
[This message was edited Sun Oct 6 14:52:56 PDT 2002 by feltbluish]