It's a perfectly beautiful night here, and so I'd decided to enjoy it for awhile by stepping outside onto the deck.

Unfortunately, and much to my chagrin, in the near dark I didn't realize until too late that the screen door was pulled shut and the doorway was, therefore, not open and free to walk through.

Please comfort me and my bruised, aching nose (and ego), and share stories of your embarrassing mishaps and moments of klutziness.

Thank you.

Just kidding.

Oh my god...I have done so many dumb things. It would take pages and pages. Well, I didn't hurt myself with this one, but I did run into a wall in my garage and crack it.

Ouch!!

I run into the doors in my house often, I almost knocked myself out once when I hit my head on the cabinet in my kitchen...pure disgrace but I had to laugh at myself because it truly was funny.

hotness said:

Fortunately, I was alone tonight when I experienced my little bumble.

I'm glad you weren't hurt, but what were you doing running around in your garage with such velocity to be able to crack a wall?!?

oww...

luv4u said:

My nose still hurts!

Thank goodness I have a very hardy nose.

WillyWonka said:

Well, I was pulling the car in garage and I was rockin' out to my tunes and not really paying attention and I sort of pulled in too fast and sort of hit the wall.


I've actually done it twice.

Next you'll be telling us you fell down the stairs. You need to leave your bf right away!



Just kidding. Sorry for your mishap.

Oh...once when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant I was trying to turn on a light while walking down the hall, caught my hand on the door frame and broke my hand. My husband took me to the ER and they asked me how it happened and I said, "I don't really know!" They separated us and asked me if he beat me up. They kept asking me if I felt safe around him and I kept laughing.

Again....

statuesqque said:

Yes, I've done that before as well.

Physical injury can be hilarious!

Surely you jest!

hotness said:

Lady driver!

Oh, and stop doing that! Listen to Gregorian Chants while you drive.

WillyWonka said:

I'm a good driver when it counts.

roodboi said:

Yes! Should I put a raw steak on my aching nose, do you think?

I suppose I could grill the steak, but my grill is out on the deck and, well...

I walked into a parking meter once I swear I did not see it.

WillyWonka said:

Ice will do. I'd throw up having raw meat that close to my face. I can barely prepare a meal because raw meat grosses me out.

JustErin said:

I need to leave my balcony door open. Or get stronger eyeglasses. Or turn on the lights. Or, just be more observant.

And thank you.

hotness said:

even my rawmeat????

roodboi said:

Bring it.

luv4u said:

Did anyone see you?

but you have Wonka vision!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I make myself vulnerable with my endearing anecdote of ungracefulness, and you question my veracity.

I'll mail you my screen door. I believe it now has an imprint of my face embedded in it.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

It's got chocolate on it.

When will you get a handsome avvie again?

I have in the middle of the night, a few times, had my arms outstretched to feel where the open door is, and ran face first into the edge of the door, which happened to just be inbetween my arms

ZombieKitten said:

Classic, you doofus.

HamsterHuey said:

it really hurt

WillyWonka said:

Excellent once and for all I will be able to confirm that I have known you before i have known you.