Come on now, be honest. If you've got it flaunt it! In fact post a pic of it on here!

(i should probabbly call this, "how fast can my post get locked?")
[This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:20:05 PDT 2002 by Tom]

ROTFLMFAO...Can I be the judge

I will judge as well.

Get you English right. It's not "hung" it's "hanged".

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

come on guys show me and Battier what ya got...
[This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:25:47 PDT 2002 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

It's okay, I can't partake anyhow, I'm too young...You can have them all. I'm just along for the judging.

In band competitions, there are always two visual judges.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

This is true...for many moons ago when I was a Freshman
in high school I did the marching band/color guard thing
and yes those visual judges could be biaches.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

<---Rock hard in a funky place!

Zum said:

It's broken!

I give it a 1.

nevermind
[This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:36:18 PDT 2002 by AaronForever]

Tom said:

if you wanted to see it, just ask..no need to start a thread...

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Detachable Penis(By the band King Missle)
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

Where do you think my name comes from?

2the9s said:

The "2" bit?

bkw = Big King Woo

2the9s said:

Between two and nine centimeters. Inverse.

I give you a 1.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

that's some crazy cipherin'

me

Notice that no one has answered the question yet???

funkbible said:

So...

go ahead...