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Which Org 'Members' are Hung? Come on now, be honest. If you've got it flaunt it! In fact post a pic of it on here!
(i should probabbly call this, "how fast can my post get locked?") [This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:20:05 PDT 2002 by Tom] | |
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ROTFLMFAO...Can I be the judge | |
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I will judge as well. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Get you English right. It's not "hung" it's "hanged". When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will judge as well.
come on guys show me and Battier what ya got... [This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:25:47 PDT 2002 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will judge as well.
ok honey but if I claim then first I ain't sharing... It's okay, I can't partake anyhow, I'm too young...You can have them all. I'm just along for the judging. In band competitions, there are always two visual judges. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will judge as well.
ok honey but if I claim then first I ain't sharing... It's okay, I can't partake anyhow, I'm too young...You can have them all. I'm just along for the judging. In band competitions, there are always two visual judges. This is true...for many moons ago when I was a Freshman in high school I did the marching band/color guard thing and yes those visual judges could be biaches. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: come on guys show me and Battier what ya got...
<---Rock hard in a funky place! | |
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Zum said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: come on guys show me and Battier what ya got...
<---Rock hard in a funky place! It's broken! I give it a 1. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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nevermind [This message was edited Sun Oct 6 21:36:18 PDT 2002 by AaronForever] | |
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Tom said: Come on now, be honest. If you've got it flaunt it! In fact post a pic of it on here!
if you wanted to see it, just ask..no need to start a thread... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: It's broken!
I give it a 1. Detachable Penis(By the band King Missle) I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. | |
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Where do you think my name comes from? | |
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2the9s said: Where do you think my name comes from?
The "2" bit? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw = Big King Woo
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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2the9s said: Where do you think my name comes from?
Between two and nine centimeters. Inverse. I give you a 1. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: 2the9s said: Where do you think my name comes from?
Between two and nine centimeters. Inverse. I give you a 1. that's some crazy cipherin' | |
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me | |
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Notice that no one has answered the question yet??? My DC Direct wishlist: 1) Bane, 2) Prof Zoom, 3) Superman Blue, 4) Kilowag, 5) Parasite | |
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funkbible said: Notice that no one has answered the question yet???
So... go ahead... | |
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