She let me skidge her during history class.

I can't really skateboard properly so I just kinda skidge along and try to fake it.

Those dirty underwear photos you take are pure skidge, man.

It was like 3am and I'd had no luck so I just went for whatever skidge was still hanging around.

You always seem to skidge a pint. I've never once seen you buy a round.

I sat down and something in my trousers skidged.

Spookymuffin said:

"I got an A in every other subject but I fucking skidged Maths"

My girlfriend really wierded me out, she asked me to poke her in the skidge

fhqwhgads said:

iSkidge.

In Scotland, 'skidge' is used to mean skive ... as in not turn up for something you were meant to be at.

It's most commonly used to mean skip school. "He skidged school and went to the park instead".

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Levi said:

I'm surprised they have a slang term for skiving school in Scotland. I mean, in England we don't have one for attending, as far as I know.

mdiver said:

I do not remember asking...and I do NOT remember you being weirded out.

I swear it's the truth officer, I skidge you not!

shanti0608 said:

It was metaphorical, no you didn't ask you just did and hell no i wasn't wierded out in any way?

Hang on was that TMI?

mdiver said:

Since it was a metaphor for who knows what then we are ok...though I must say it is NOT the ear..

Imago said:

it's mutated into "jank" and "janked out".

mdiver said:

you guessed it!

yes, "skidge", as far as i've always known, means some kind of mystery gunk or goo. or it could be like that leftover adhesive from security strips on new CDs. skidge.

Anxiety said:

I've got skidge around my foreskin.

Oh no, wait - it's smegma.

Anxiety said:

what do i win?

mdiver said:

a homemade skidge of the month sampler, put together by yours truly

Anxiety said:

MMMMM cheesy