Mach said:

Is that what you're calling it nowadays?

Mach said:

errr yes

This nasty ass thread.

Imago said:

Hell in a Handbasket

eraclito said:

Okay

lemme get the vid cam 1st

Imago said:

Dan

you're going to hell

in a handbasket

Mach said:

cool, and i will start masticating to build up some good strong spit..

Mach said:

wouldn't a taxi cab be more comfortable ?

eraclito said:

more code right ?

Mach said:

of course

is the camera ready ?

if i ever had an inclination to explore anything spiritual, i HIGHLY doubt i'd ever want to do it in a group setting. people are annoying.

Imago :
"So anyways, Kelsang Zogden is walking us through a talk on compassion and reliance on others for support to start off the guided meditation focusing on compassion. Then after 15 minutes or so on discussing it, we start the meditation portion"

Then he fell asleep on the job.....I hope you didn't pay for this class.
I'd take a couple of pepples and lob them off next time...he'll never know who the guilty party is.....everyone has their eyes closed! No witnesses.

Or better yet, start snoring at an appropriate time.....just following the leader!



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evenstar3 said:

true, but they are fun to spit on, especially if they dont beat u up afterwards..

Uh huh yeah! So ummmm what happened to your phone???

I would have lost it

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

THANK GOD you're here

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

kelsan zogden jacked it, whilst he pretended to be asleep, lulling everybody into a false sense of security...

eraclito said:

I would have been kicked out for sure...

...but everyone knows Buddha prefers lions and lambs!

Mach said:

Hello sweetie... my life goes to shit inside 6 weeks and he wants to talk about it in the middle of an INVASION..... then he looses his phone?!!?!??!?! Whats THAT about?

eraclito said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

yeah but neither lions nor lambs can swim as good as a penguin...

surely the lamb would have been in trouble swimming in the middle of clearwater beach.

eraclito said:

Duh.... Harry potter fed it gillyweed he was easily able to breathe under water....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

so did Harry provide him with a pair of flippers too ?

eraclito said:

No dear he walked along the bottom and cataloged all the amazing things science is yet to reach! Mucho impressive!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

i see, so am i right to assume he provided the lamb with a pair of goggles..

eraclito said:

No, a wand and the illuminado spell.... its damn dark down there you know?!




You know you are really not very good at this!

I had a similar experience at work this summer. It was our gospel day and (a certain gospel rapper) took the stage and proceeded to put on this little play about the Devil. At first what was being said was cracking me up but when the "devil" finally came out and he was a dude in a Scream halloween costume I just about died.

The crowd was sooooo into it and being so serious. I remember pulling my hoodie up over my head and halfway down my face to hide my laughing.

OK, reading this is doesn't sound all that funny...but believe me, it was fucking hilarious.

I thought this thread was going to be about farting in an Eshtanga Yoga class.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

yeah harry potter is not my forte..

there are other things i am very good at though..

JustErin said:

did u projectile spit ?