Hello people anyone have any crazy stuff to share that will get me laughing please

I said this earlier in the week...

First everybody was like "come on myspace...come on myspace". Now everybody is like "come on facebook...come on facebook" and then Myspace and Facebook will merge and everybody will be like "come on Myface...come on Myface"

JDInteractive said:

JDInteractive said:

I just spit on my laptop.

JDInteractive said:

You mean you dont hear that on a regular basis?

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

All you playa hataz know I love that joke.

JDInteractive said:

You must have posted that here about 100 times or more by now.. do you have a special copy paste function when it comes to posting that joke?

Charlotte told me a cute joke a while ago:


Do you know why baby ducks walk softly?














































Because they can't walk hardly.

JDInteractive said:

Thats well funny I have no idea what my face is or the other one but it sounded funny when i read it!!!

JDInteractive said:

Explain that one so i can laugh?

Samba!

naoirv said:

It's the front part of your head, from your forehead to your chin. I hope that helps.

retina said:

Thanks now im cracking up!!! my head just fallen off i cant find it somone help me!!!

naoirv said:

Mental Illness Is Not For Life

In Depression
Do not build your home
You may be in isolation
But you are not alone
With deep worry
Your soul has a sensitive care
Pass through this town
You are going somewhere
With a racing mind
Abstract thoughts you keep
Are stealing your clarity
And your peaceful sleep
In dependence
On Pity, On Doctors', On Woe
The helplessness escorts you
To nowhere to go
With Study
Your color, need not be blue
Unless it's peaceful to realize
That only you know you
With forgiveness
Your heart need not conceal shame
Do not build your tent
On hating you name
Giving-up town
Do not stop here
This place is cluttered
With dirty dishes and fear
Hating Another
Be on you way
There's another friend
that lives in another day
Maybe today
Is tainted with strife
Pack your things for tomorrow
Mental Illness is not for life.
T

At work today I did my invites for playroom activities/art. I work in a Children's Hospital.

One little girl, age 6 was very excited to finally get out of her room and was on oxygen. Still coughing a bit... I asked her, "May you please wear a mask since you are coughing quite a bit still, and instead of trying to cover your mouth while you paint, you will have two hands to focus on painting". She was a bit like this... , mom knew what I was getting at.

While she was painting she said... "Awe man... now I have to smell my cough". I thought that was the darnest thing to say, but I totally felt her pain. Being sick and bad breath, is not a good thing. Yuck! Kids say the funniest things and they are so serious.

retina said:

I SOOOO wish I'd had a camera when those baby ducks came and sat on our blanket

naoirv said: