Most everyone has stolen something....

I'm not talking full blown felony theft here, but what's some stupid shit that you've "acquired" in your moments of klepto weakness???


stupid shit I've stolen....

...napkin dispenser from the Waffle House

...toilet paper (previously discussed in redbabys tp thread)

...Heinz 57 sauce from a steak house

...shopping cart from K Mart

...shoe laces for a pair of Bass saddle shoes

pantyhose... and that's as much as I'll say.

A chicken nugget from a leisure centre cafe buffet. I got caught too and got a slap on the wrist. What a stupid top hat I was.

You know, I'm Mexican, so sometimes I can't help myself...it's in my blood...

*I lifted a mini bottle of mustard and ketchup from the last hotel that we
stayed in...They were cute, mini's of the actual glass bottles.

-TP from the school bathroom
-LOTS of straws & napkins from McDonalds
-pens and stationary from the library I used to work for...and some books too

Revolution said:

Hee hee...i stole a tiny tobasco sauce bottle from a hotel

silly hotel stuff, like pens and shampoo



ashtrays and candles and glasses from bars

money from concert gigs..

I'm the fucking QUEEN of this.

My friends joke all the time, about putting cameras in their houses, cuz I'm known to steal plants from public parking lots and stuff for my own garden.

I'm also not above allowing my children accidentally take stuff out of a store.

- Straws
- Plastic forks, spoons, and knives




I'm a college student and I need to save my money. Whenever I would buy food on campus, I would take a bag and fill it with this stuff so that I wouldn't have to go out and buy it.


PS - I didn't have any silverware because I was too cheap to buy dish washing soap and therefore, I needed something disposable.



Fuckingrooboiedit!
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When I was in high school, they were closing our library so I stole a good 50 books from that place. They were all very old and hadn't been checked out in my lifetime. 1970s rock encyclopedias, Prince bios and the like.

The stupidest swipe was easily a table marker from Carl's Jr. It was #23 and I sent it to Billy. He subsequently did ridiculous things with it, like I'd hoped.
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TotalANXiousNESS said:

jess555ja said:

you're a collge student(s)...and that whole grammar thing aint working out for ya...

REDBABY said:

I'm actually ashamed of this one.

A little.

I don't know why I tell you ppl this stuff.

And my best friend is a klepto. Like a real one. She cannot STOP stealing stuff. Its bizarre.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

can your kids or klepto friend get me a new flatscreen tv..I'd buy one, but my wife says it's not a priority...

roodboi said:

1.

2. I didn't say I was an English major.

jess555ja said:

yeah..uh..I meant to do that...

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Oh thats NOTHING to be ashamed about.

One of the girls I lived with painted her baby in big red spots and collected money for charity, parading her baby around collecting money to get these unsightly *birth marks* removed...

jess555ja said:

REDBABY said:

Where the heck did she get that idea?

I happen to take pens and pencils from work all the time, out of habit. I have worked here 21 years, so hey..they owe me.

roodboi said:

I let my husband get a 42 inch (i think?) plasma last winter. Its alrite, but not something I'D want.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

lucky...

ThreadCula said:

She wanted money so she could go clubbing.. she would speand ALL day thinking of get rich quick schemes..

She was a nightmare to go out with - chat up guys, get them to buy her drinks and then run and hide, leaving me to console or look after them..

I've stole Snickers Candy Bars, Cigarettes. Soda. Newspapers. Magazines CD's. Cassettes Singles. Lighters, Smoked Turkey Breast.
Posters, Shoes. Gym Bags, Radios. Candy. Baseball Cards. Football Cards. Popsicles. Ice Cream Sandwiches. Cash, loose change.

salty said:

What kinda shoes?
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FEDREATHERS said:

Gym shoes. Nike, Converse, Adidas, Vans, Puma, Pony, Reebok, Store Brand.

When I worked at a convenience store in the early 90's, there was a bit of a scam going on with the instant lotto tickets.

The company only did inventory like once a month. When people bought odd items like cereal, aspirin, etc..., you just had to manually punch in the prices into the register, then hit a button indicating what category it was.

So if someone bought like $20.75 worth of stuff, you could just ring it up as $20 in instant lotto tickets, then $.75 as general merchandise. The customer had no idea what you did. When they left, you could pull off 20 $1 instant lotto tickets, and scratch em off and usually win something.

By the time they got around to doing inventory, they would come up short, but had no idea who was responsible for it.

shoelaces with "j geils band" stamped on them

straws,napkins,hotel wash cloths and towels,and the parmesan cheese shaker from the table at Pizza Hut.

sexxydancer said:

stealing from restaurants is so cool...I love it...